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Narcosexy 

A curvy girl usually augmented with plastic surgery. The term originated from Brazil, Columbia areas where girls would have plastic surgery for breast and butt implants to augment their curves to be more attractive vs the skinny tall high fashion standard of beauty . The narco part Is kind of a joke of trying to attract the drug lords in the area to pay for the augmentation surgery.
Did you see the curves on that girl. She is narcosexy.

Narcotexty 

The appearance of a person texting on a cell phone with their head down, looks like a person sleeping upright (zombie like)
As Sandy waits for the bus, her head drops as if she's lost consciousness, remaining nearly motionless as she text's on her phone, this horrifying condition is known as Narcotexty.
Narcotexty by Makeover October 29, 2010

Necrosexy 

A deceased female, who was widely considered to be sexy when alive, and while generally not openly admitted, is still widely considered to be sexy in death.
Brittany Murphy was sexy, and is now NecroSexy.
Necrosexy by BalfeRocksman December 22, 2009
Narcosby-nahr-koz-bee
noun-
any of a class of substances that blunt the senses, as opium, morphine, quaaludes, belladonna, and alcohol, that in quietly delivered quantities produce euphoria, stupor, or coma, that when used Billingly, can cause consent and willingness and are used in medicine to relieve pain, cause sedation, and induce sleep.
Although Bill isn't a pharmacist, he still prescribed a Narcosby.
narcosby by D Snuts August 25, 2015

Narcisexual 

Narcisexual, rooting to the word of Narcissist (loving yourself), means you are only sexually attracted to yourself. (Also see Narciromantic)
"I think he's Narcisexual. He's never slept with anyone and he said he masturbates all the time."
Narcisexual by True One June 23, 2015
Word of the Day on June 24, 2015

narcisex 

The act of a male being sexually aroused by himself. Acts of narcisex include:

1) Groping one's non-flexed pectoral muscle/man-boob and pretending it is a real female breast.
2) Talking/moaning in a high-pitched, female voice while masterbating, pretending it is the voice of an actual female.
3) Tucking the genitals between one's legs while staring at one's self in the mirror.
-Dude, how was working out today?
-Sick dude! I was so pumped up that my pecs actually felt like tits! It was awesome! Best narcisex of my life!
narcisex by flex-uh-chode March 13, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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