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Narconap
Narcotic induced narcolepsy. Short spurts of unconscious unwanted sleep hits you in the middle of doing a task. Cured by 14 to 18 hours of sleep.
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Narcosa • Narcos • narcisa • Narcosexual • Narcosexy • narcoai • Narcoamorous • Narcobaiting • narcocalypse • narcodance
narcisa
A goddess with gorgeous hair and a heart-melting smile. She's known as "piticu papa tot" or "olteanca" (2 charming features in the Romanian culture).
Her name is derived from Narcissus, the ancient male version of Paris Hilton.
Common characteristics: happy by nature, funny, wise, noisy
Her name is derived from Narcissus, the ancient male version of Paris Hilton.
Common characteristics: happy by nature, funny, wise, noisy
narcisa by green_tangerine November 14, 2013
narcolapsy
When you forget something due to extreme tiredness and/or not being fully awake.
A portmanteau of the words narcolepsy and lapse (as in a lapse in memory)
A portmanteau of the words narcolepsy and lapse (as in a lapse in memory)
Ali: I didn't remember texting you last night due to a sudden case of narcolapsy LOL
Terri: You texted me last night?!?
Terri: You texted me last night?!?
narcolapsy by TeaInTheMoment May 1, 2019
narcosnacktic
Consuming large amounts of food and drinks while sleeping. People who are narcosnacktic have no memory of snacking, only realizing their condition when they wake to find empty peanut butter jars and dirty dishes.
narcosnacktic by snackaholic August 5, 2011
Narcisa
Everyone likes her. She is the hottest girl in the world and a truly goddess. This girl is very misteryous and has a lot of meanings. The badass person alive but also the nicest girl you'll ever met, it depends how you act. She's very shy but also very crazy so be careful, if you think you know her, you don't.
Narci doesn't have many friends because she doesn't trust many people so she chooses her friends carefully. She has very good tastes in music or actually anything else. She can be though, but really she's very sweet on the inside. This girl really needs a therapist or she'll end up in a hospital for crazy people. If you have a friend like Narci you'll never get bored with her and you'll never understand how lucky you are to have a bestie who gets you like she does. You can't replace her. She's a smart, funny, caring, beautiful, loyal and special person. Also she's in love with animals, she would rather spend time with her pet than any other human, actually, she loves to spend time alone, especially when she's sad. Such a fire ass girl.
Narci doesn't have many friends because she doesn't trust many people so she chooses her friends carefully. She has very good tastes in music or actually anything else. She can be though, but really she's very sweet on the inside. This girl really needs a therapist or she'll end up in a hospital for crazy people. If you have a friend like Narci you'll never get bored with her and you'll never understand how lucky you are to have a bestie who gets you like she does. You can't replace her. She's a smart, funny, caring, beautiful, loyal and special person. Also she's in love with animals, she would rather spend time with her pet than any other human, actually, she loves to spend time alone, especially when she's sad. Such a fire ass girl.
person1: Have you meet Narcisa?
person2: Yes, her mind is like a fucking diamond bro! I wanna know her better, she's wifey material
person1: Fr, I know. I think I'm in love with her
person2: Yes, her mind is like a fucking diamond bro! I wanna know her better, she's wifey material
person1: Fr, I know. I think I'm in love with her
Narcisa by anonymousdxc November 20, 2021
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