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postphagotory narcosis 

That really tired, lazy feeling one gets after stuffing oneself on food. From: post, meaning after; phag; meaning eat; and narco, meaning sleep.
Duuuuuuuuude, Thanksgiving was soooo great, but I can't friggin' move... I got postphagotory narcosis!

nitrogen narcosis 

A drowsy state induced by breathing air in pressures higher than one atmosphere.
The scuba diver died of nitrogen narcosis.
nitrogen narcosis by bdavid April 15, 2015

Narcotist 

(plural narcotists) One who is addicted to a narcotic drug.
Damn Jeffery is crazy all the time. I guess he’s a narcotist.
Narcotist by shiapure December 20, 2021

narcisist 

My boyfriend is a narcisist because he can't stop staring at himself in the mirror and talk about how great he is.
narcisist by Deedee June 19, 2006

Narcisissy 

Etymology: Contraction of narcissist and sissy

One who engages in a repetitive obnoxious behavior reflecting a deep-seated unhealthy self-obsession with gaining personal attention, and in particular one who carries out such behavior in a cowardly fashion intended to make it difficult for others to avoid their obnoxious behavior.
The narcisissy nameshifted six times in one day just to irritate people in the forum who put him in their killfiles.

Related term: obsissive

(Note to Ed. both obsissive and narcisissy are new entries submitted together, please remove this note)
Narcisissy by Sqwirrel August 30, 2010

narcisissy 

Variety of gay guy,so vain,effeminate and self-absorbed it verges on the comic.More the exception than the norm,sometimes avoided by other gays.Frequents excruciating,cheesy reality shows.
"I have sat nav in my Acura to scour my town for my exfoliants,before my therapist.Do you think I look cute in my hat?" Addicted to the narcisissy porno genre,which involves a vast mirror,the user(freshly exfoliated),and latest phone cam.Saturates Facebook with every breath taken in their daily life.
narcisissy by G Suss August 23, 2012
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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