narcolemia

The combination of two words, Narcolepsy and Academia. It is characterized by lack of sleep the night before and the present boring academic lecture. The student fails to keep his/her attention focused on said lecture and quickly drifts off to never never land. Only to be awoke by the sounds of muffled laughter and the teacher scowling at the puddle of drool you have produced on your paper...instead of notes.

Laura, I had a suddden case of narcolemia today in class...can I borrow the notes?

by Kari Kyler February 5, 2009

narcoleptia

An eating disorder--sister to anorexia and bulimia--where people starve themselves. Dissimilar to anorexia, victims of narcoleptia (narcols) choose to sleep when a feeling of hunger arises. Common symptoms include exclamations of exhaustion around breakfast, lunch, snack, and/or dinner time, interchanging the word 'tired' and 'hungry' in conversation, as well as passing out at the sight, smell, or sound of the food network, fresh food, or oven timers.

(1) I think Lauren is a narcol because I talk about food and she starts to snoar :/

(2) "I'm tired, can you make some baked brie?" "Matt!! Do you suffer from Narcoleptia???" :O

(3)"You guys are Narcols!" "David, just because we sleep when you make David's Potatoes, does not mean we have narcoleptia!" >:O

by Laurattid October 5, 2009

Narcoleptatastic

Used to describe the experience of spontaneously falling asleep, usually in a potentially sexual situation with an ex-boyfriend. Narcoleptatastic can also be used as a way to describe sleep faked in order to avoid the same type of situation. It is also used to describe having fallen asleep without realising, though to a much lesser extent.

"That night with *ex-boyfriend's name* was narcoleptatastic!"

"One minute we were talking about shrimp, and the next I was waking up. It was narcoleptatastic."

by Kay O January 6, 2009

Narcolepic

When someone falls asleep in an extreme and entertaining situation.

Cindy was so sloshed after dinner that she b ecame narcolepic in the crowded restaurant.

by mrdax July 11, 2010

narcolepisode

After intending to just sit down for a second ,you fall asleep... upon waking (often covered in drool) you can't tell if it's morning or night.

I can't believe I missed your show last night, I had a narcolepisode on the couch.

Guy one: Dude what time is it?
Guy two: 7:00
Guy one: a.m. or p.m.?
Guy two: p.m.
Guy one: Whoa... I had a total narcolepisode.

by bassoonenough February 25, 2015

Narcilemic

A narcissist with polemic behavior !

Cali is so narcilemic ,its no wonder that she has no friends, she puts all others down to try and feel better .

by Sermo factorem August 14, 2020