narayama 

do be chillin doe

Guy 1: "Yo what da dog doin doe?"
Guy 2:"he chillin"
Guy 1:"bruh"
Guy 10:"Narayama"

narayama by mike hawk ligma November 23, 2020

Narayana school

The dumbest annoying school ever,let me tell you 90% of these rats in the school were forced by their parents and whoever the fuck who founded this school deserves their balls chopped we deadass have jee exam every week along with a crappy cdf exam that no one gives a fuck about until the day of the exam. And the teachers are one giant losers that are so biased and useless and our english teachers don’t even fucking know english properly

friend 1 : which school r u from?
friend 2 : Narayana school
friend 1 : you must be dying there

friend 2 : I’m already dead take me to hell , hell is better than this place

Narayana school by dumbkid August 19, 2021

NarayanAstra 

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This is one of the strongest personal weapon of the Supreme Hindu God Krishna/Vishnu/Narayan.This astra is one of the six Mantramukta weapons which cannot be resisted and is given by Him directly.

It is the manifestation of His various forms needed for creation, preservation and destruction of everything we can and cannot comprehend. Lord Krishna, the first Transcendental source, Lord Maha-Vishnu, His next Multiversal expansion, who lying on the causal ocean breathes and creates out infinite golden bubble universes. Then Lord Vishnu in his Anantashayana pose resting at the bottom of each universal bubble, meditates and from His navel Lord Brahma arises, who then creates an entire Universe. And finally, Lord Vishnu as the Super Soul residing in the heart of every matter in its universe.

When this Astra is invoked, 11 fierce Rudras appear in the sky to fire billions of weapons at the enemy with potency incomparable to our strongest Nukes, and with no way of stopping it. The more the enemy resists, the stronger the attack of this Astra becomes and causes utter destruction of the enemy. The only way to survive this weapon of destruction is to completely surrender to the conditions and demands of its user and accept total before it strikes and destroys you.

Lord Narada: "Oh! The Oppressed One, chant the Mantra and invoke this divine NarayanAstra on your enemies at once, to destroy all Evil and preserve Dharma back on Mother Earth."
The Oppressed One: "Hari Om Namo Bhagavate ShreeNarayanaay Namo Narayanaay Vishvamoortaye Namah Shree Purushottamaay Pushpadrishtin Pratyakshan va Parokshan va Ajeernan Panchavishoochikaan Han-Han Aikaahikan Dvayaahikan Tryaahikan Chaaturthikan Jvaran Naashay-Naashay Chaturashitivaataanashtaadashakushthaan Ashtaadashakshay Rogaan Han-Han Sarvadoshaan Bhanjay-Bhanjay Tatsarvan Naashay-Naashay Shoshay-Shoshay Aakarshay-Aakarshay Shatroon-Shatroon Maaray-Maaray Uchchaatayochchaatay Vidveshay-Vidveshay Stambhay-Stambhay Nivaaray-Nivaaray Vighnairhan-Vighnairhan Dah-Dah Math-Math Vidhvansay-Vidhvansay Chakran Grheetva Sheeghramaagachchhaagachchh Chakren Hatva Paravidyaan Chheday-Chheday Bheday-Bheday ChatuhSheetaani Visphotay-Visphotay Arshavaatashooladrishti Sarpasinhavyaaghr Dvipadachatushpad-Pad Baahyaandivi Bhuvyantarikshe Anyepi Kechit Taandveshakaansarvaan Han-Han Vidyunmeghanadee-Parvataatavee-Sarvasthaan Raatridinapathachauraan Vashan Kuru-Kuru Hari Om Namo Bhagavate Hreen Hun Phat Svaaha Thah Than Than Thah Namah"

NarayanAstra by de7iant May 24, 2022

Narayanan drip 

The 'Narayanan drip' is a comical or sometimes frustrating scenario in which an individual, having just taken a shower, neglects to dry themselves adequately before leaving the bathing area. As they walk throughout the house or even into bed, they inadvertently leave a trail of water droplets, resembling a 'drip,' thus named after the humorous aftermath observed. This phenomenon is often characterized by wet footprints, water spots, or damp patches left on floors, carpets, and even bedding, marking the person's path throughout the household. It can be an unintentional, quirky, or mildly exasperating situation for those sharing the living space.

Her 'Narayanan drip' turned the bedroom into a slip-and-slide competition zone after her post-shower wander!

Watch out for the 'Narayanan drip'—the bathroom's all wet again after my brother's shower.

Sorry for the wet floor in the hallway, my roommate did the 'Narayanan drip' again, leaving a trail of water all the way from the bathroom to the kitchen.

Narayanan drip by NoodleMind November 5, 2023

haruki nakayama 

pretty blonde bartender who im in love with

haruki nakayama is like so hot omg
i know right

we should totally make out

yeah.

haruki nakayama by blossomii November 14, 2021

narayanan 

narayanan is the most amazing person you can meet! he or she will shower you with love make you laugh till you cry and will always be loyal to you. narayanan is insecure, shy but is also very confident. narayanan can be a playa but is constantly reminding themselves to not be a dick and often looks for that one right person to be with. narayanan is the most amazing friend, child, lover, the sibling that you can ever ask for. don't lose Narayanan, keep them with you forever, for they are the kinda people that seek joy in seeing you happy.

i wish i had me a narayanan.

narayanan by 123fffdf October 21, 2018

Narayana 

Narayana is one of a kind. He loves dogs and dogs love him. A cute, creative, adveturous and handsome guy. Funny, good at everything and a blast to be around. Walks like an idiot and he is sometimes a little bit annoying, when he tries to inflate you. But you'll need the air, 'cause he's breathtaking in bed.

He seems to be distancing and once you get to know him you know he is. Its hard to reach his heart, but not impossible.
If you reach it you see the heartwarming and caring person that he is.
Always makes you smile. Everybody should have one.

Narayana: *trying to inflate me*
Me: Aahhhhhahahaha *can't stop giggling*

Narayana by MissDary August 15, 2020