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Naples Boy
a white teenage boy who is quite spoiled that lives in Naples Florida and whos parents give him a lot of money and sluts line up to suck him off.
Yo, James is a Naples Boy. He always flaunts his money and his mom & dad bought him a Porsche! I am so jealous that he has so many bitches. He must double dip the chicken wing every-night.
Naples Boy by URBAN USERRRR October 7, 2018
Naples Girl
a white teenage girl who is quite spoiled that lives in Naples Florida and whos parents give her a lot of money and jocks line up to fuck her.
Yo, Molly is a Naples Girl. She always flaunts her money and her mom & dad bought her a Porsche! I am so jealous that she has so many boyfriends.
Naples Girl by URBAN USERRRR October 9, 2018
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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