“Namaslay” is a life philosophy that mixes old-world yogic principles with a modern can-do attitude. It marries namaste, the ancient yogic greeting that means “the light in me acknowledges the light in you,” and the contemporary slang term slay, which for our purposes means “to go out there and kill it at whatever it is you're working on—your job, your relationship, your life.”
Namastafarian: A person that uses religious idioms to show enlightened, spiritual or profound thought whilst being, in essence, a manipulative blight on the scrotum of life. Otherwise known as a charlatan, blaggard or .... C***.
I was at a Psy Trance rave last night and met a jibbering, balloon mess that tried to tell me aboutthe meaning of life. It then scribbled a picture to sell me for £100 and eventually fell over and shat itself. It had apparently once smelled LSD. A true Namastafarian.
Rolf twisted aheadband into a tight ribbon around his pile of malodorous dreadlocks, acquiring a sheen of namasty head grease upon his fingers as he did so.