Namastafarian

Namastafarian: A person that uses religious idioms to show enlightened, spiritual or profound thought whilst being, in essence, a manipulative blight on the scrotum of life. Otherwise known as a charlatan, blaggard or .... C***.

I was at a Psy Trance rave last night and met a jibbering, balloon mess that tried to tell me about the meaning of life. It then scribbled a picture to sell me for £100 and eventually fell over and shat itself. It had apparently once smelled LSD. A true Namastafarian.

Namastafarian by Reality-Bite January 3, 2015

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nastafarian

1) a Jamaican person who is mean and rude beyond belief, especially considering that Jamaica is actually full of lovely, smiling people.

2) a non-Jamaican person with disgusting, bug-infested dreads who smells of patchouli or weed, knows of no other reggae artist besides Bob Marley, and whose clothes are made entirely of hemp.

That nastafarian was such a bitch, she shames her nation.

I can smell that nastafarian from a mile away.

nastafarian by beeteejah January 30, 2010

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