Namastank

The awful smell of you, after doing yoga, specifically after a hot yoga class.

I got my namastank on today.

by PenneKitten August 25, 2018

Namastrange

The weird in me recognises and bows to the weird in you.

interjection.
Used as a salutation among weirdos to express a greeting or farewell alongside acknowledgement of kinship in weirdness & unison in the weird.

Namastrange my friend, I feel we're gonna get into some freaky shit together.

The only way to bow to divine weirdness in another entity is to look them in the fourth eye and say namastrange.

by ivanji February 17, 2021

namastay

Voicing one's decision to not go out for the evening. Not to be confused with the overused and misunderstood "namaste."

"You going to Dave's party tonight? Should be a good one."
"Namastay.Got Netflix and pizza."

by Dharma Midget June 28, 2016

Namastafarian

Namastafarian: A person that uses religious idioms to show enlightened, spiritual or profound thought whilst being, in essence, a manipulative blight on the scrotum of life. Otherwise known as a charlatan, blaggard or .... C***.

I was at a Psy Trance rave last night and met a jibbering, balloon mess that tried to tell me about the meaning of life. It then scribbled a picture to sell me for £100 and eventually fell over and shat itself. It had apparently once smelled LSD. A true Namastafarian.

by Reality-Bite January 3, 2015

Namastain

What happens in a straight man's pants during yoga.

I have to wash my yoga pants after every session because of all these namastains.

by K. Magnus December 20, 2015

Namastake

The term used to forgive someone or accept something someone did to you accidentally or in error.

After John apologized to Nancy for accidentally kissing her identical twin sister, Nancy replied, "Namastake".

by James_onthe_Rocks1 March 5, 2014

Nangstank

1. The horrific odor that emanates from the three-week old pair of defiled boxers.

2. A being rumored to be living in Steven Seagal's basement.

3. The master at preforming the 360 wrist twist no scope ladder stall.

4. The dankest memelord of the Milky-Way Galaxy.

Guy 1: Man, why does your room smell like a french prostitute's asshole?
Guy 2: Sorry, I had to use an entire can of febreze to clear out the nangstank.

by Nangstank April 5, 2016