nanfucket

nickname for the waspy island of nantucket which consists of the following- posers, wannabe preps, beach jeep owners, millionaires, fugly whores, and other self-absorbed people.

MV girl: i go to martha's vineyard in the summer.
Nantucket girl: lucky bitch! im stuck going to nanfucket again!
MV girl: dont hate, congradulate!
Nantucket girl: yes mam.

nanfucket by virginia rocks August 14, 2005

Man from Nantucket 

There once was a man from Nantucket,

whose dick was so long he could suck it ,

He said with a grin , licking cum off his chin,

If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it !!

Man from Nantucket, history's best dirty limerick

Man from Nantucket by HyperBad September 12, 2018

Nantucket Nibbler 

This is a sex move that can only be performed when the female is pregnant. The male must first nibble on the woman's breats, excreting a small amount of milk into his mouth. The man then deposits the milk into the woman's vagina and uses it as lube while he fucks her.

My wife finally let me give her the Nantucket Nibbler last night

Nantucket Nibbler by Jewmaster3000 November 22, 2010

Man From Nantucket 

an amazing joke about a guy from Nantucket with a huge penis.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
If my ear were a hole i could fuck it.

Man From Nantucket by XshNanx October 21, 2006

Nantucket Bidet 

When you're on a boat using the bathroom, and the waves are so fierce that the water from the toilet comes up and gets in your butthole.

God, the seas were so rough this morning that I got a Nantucket Bidet on the way to Figawi.

Nantucket Bidet by CLarry2 May 25, 2017

Man From Nantucket 

A ubiquitous limerick that always starts with "There once was a man from Nantucket" and then ends with various perverted rhymes.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he thrusted
This cunt is so busted
My dick is so limp I can’t fuck it

Man From Nantucket by Mike Okizard December 30, 2015

Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel

Masturbating outside. It is usually performed in a tent or a gazebo-like structure.

"I'll be right in dear! I'm just cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel!

Cranking the ol' Nantucket pork weasel by Wet-Mice December 12, 2011