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an amazing joke about a guy from Nantucket with a huge penis.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
While wiping his chin
If my ear were a hole i could fuck it.
by XshNanx October 21, 2006
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A ubiquitous limerick that always starts with "There once was a man from Nantucket" and then ends with various perverted rhymes.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he thrusted
This cunt is so busted
My dick is so limp I can’t fuck it
by Mike Okizard December 30, 2015
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose wife was as loose as a bucket
He thought as he hit it
It sure looked like Brisket
And he'd get more sensation to fist it.
by D Red July 01, 2009
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A male human being from Nantucket, Maine.
There once was a man from Nantucket,
who had one so long he could suck it,
one day he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
I don't have to wash my outy in a bucket!
by Shelly Bozdog June 24, 2006
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There once was aman from Nantucket

Who's dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin

While wiping her chin

You know I'm the king you fucking love it.

Jesus whose kid is this!!!! I would never put myself to work. Your mouth is better.
I'm the old man from Nantucket, bitches. You know the legend so who's first. They call me buckets of fun.
by Lordprettyflackobobby November 15, 2017
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