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Nambew: (n) Scientific name "Homo Scruimdali", a small parasitic satan-like creature that feeds mainly on rejection and horse feces. Can be identified by shrew-like appearance, piercing girlish screeches, and horrendously long left nipple fur. If spotted, approach with extreme caution, as the Nambew has been known to spontaneously launch its intestines out of its mouth and flap its bizzare genitalia wildly when cornered.
When Hamrit crapped his pants and his penis flew out while he was eating the face of fellow student during the middle of class he wasnt enrolled in, Mr. Mavis exclaimed "Now youre doin it Nambew-style!"
nambew by Don Badger July 15, 2004

Nambe sir 

(Teacher)- suprise quiz for everyone
(Student)- Nambe sir
Nambe sir by Silvino#12 November 27, 2017
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A songwriter from Malaysia which get Jailed many times which he express his hate against the government tru his song infamous in a one hit wonder Malaysian national song--NegaraKUKU
NJB : Lets watch yt trending in MYS , wut lets jail dis chinese dude
nameWEE: Aww fuq not again im just a poor songwriter who already blew his shot pls pls pls Nooo
NJB : to jail here we gooooo
Namewee by i_will_sunat_u November 20, 2017
Vietnam and a barbecue at the same time.
Solider 1: Are you going to the nambecue later tonight?

Solider 2: Without a doubt!
Nambecue by John Smuggy January 11, 2010

namewhore 

a girl that wants to know everyone's name so she can walk down the hallway and feel like she has friends. usually a sign of a very insecure person.
Clare is the biggest namewhore that ever lived.
1) said after a sarcastic statement, joke, or when you wanna say 'just kidding'

2) when a person suggests something and you don't wanna do it. a way of saying 'fuck that'
1) Cool guy: I got two inches of hard cock... nambe!

2) Teacher: You should get started on your assignment.

Student: Nambe!
nambe by Ulysses the Party Boy February 1, 2007
The act of looking up your name on Urbandictionary.com, finding the most flattering definition, posting it on some social network site, and feeling like a unique little snowflake for doing so. Sometimes ironic, always asinine.
"All you do online is namewank. Why do you think I care about your healthy self-image, Kimberly?"

"Please stop namewanking in my Facebook feed. I think your learning disability might be contagious."
Namewank by TheGoatMan February 9, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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