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The act of looking up your name on Urbandictionary.com, finding the most flattering definition, posting it on some social network site, and feeling like a unique little snowflake for doing so. Sometimes ironic, always asinine.
"All you do online is namewank. Why do you think I care about your healthy self-image, Kimberly?"
"Please stop namewanking in my Facebook feed. I think your learning disability might be contagious."
"Please stop namewanking in my Facebook feed. I think your learning disability might be contagious."
by TheGoatMan February 9, 2010
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