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naïvetéser

noun: naïveté about how seriously pin-headed Taser-wielding cops & airport security take themselves
Robert Dziekanski {RIP}, that Polish immigrant who was fatally Tasered by cops at the Airport, must have been experiencing profound naïvetéser – ‘cause the cops all testified, "The fact that Dziekanski couldn't understand English made no deference." Dziekanski, they said, seemed to be in an agitated state; therefore, the use of multiple Tasers - repeatedly - was an appropriate response.
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naïveté 

to be unaware, uneducated. lacking experience with everyday life. Natural or artless simplicity. Pure, unknowing, uninformed; stupidly innocent. usually applies to lacking wisdom with lesser age.
The girl showed her naïveté by ignoring the warnings about the strange boy. She decided to date him anyhow.
naïveté by Dominantx October 10, 2006

naïveté'o 

the quality or state of being stupidly, ridiculously naive
his naïveté'o led him to believe he'd had a serious relationship with a dead girl who never existed
naïveté'o by dambar January 21, 2013
how is ignorance bliss, and nievity not?
naivety by EvilToaster October 5, 2003
Adj. nay-ze
A word equivalent to the superlative of all positive adjectives.
1. "That girl over there is naize!"
"dude that chick was a guy"
2. "I am the naize at extreme knitting on ice"
"yeah if only you were the naize at getting mates"
naize by T-J August 7, 2006
Nayzeth's are super independent and headstrong. They will stay they ground until the world combusts. Nayzeth's are very talented, they like to act, sing, and dance😂. A Nayzeth falls in and out of love easily, but you would be lucky to even call her a friend. Nayzeth's are outgoing, beautiful, and caring. But if you mess with a Nayzeth, get ready because it's hell on earth.
Where's Nayzeth? She's so nice and fun to be around!
Nayzeth by I'm 372 July 7, 2017
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countrypolitan 

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