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naiveté 

lack of experience, wisdom, or judgement; naivety:, the quality or state of being naive
Our naiveté would soon force me to make a decision that would tip the balance of the campaign.
naiveté by professionalyapper July 16, 2024

naïveté'o 

the quality or state of being stupidly, ridiculously naive
his naïveté'o led him to believe he'd had a serious relationship with a dead girl who never existed
naïveté'o by dambar January 21, 2013

Scientific Naiveté

A stance where one trusts scientific authority uncritically, often conflating idealised science (the method) with institutional science (the fallible human activity). The scientifically naive person believes that “science” is a unified, value‑free, self‑correcting enterprise; that peer review guarantees truth; that published results are reliable; and that experts always agree. They are shocked by replication crises, fraud, or funding bias. Scientific naiveté is the opposite of scientific literacy: it knows the slogans but not the messy reality. It leaves one vulnerable to scientism and to manipulation by bad actors who speak in science’s name.
Scientific Naiveté Example: “The scientifically naive person cited a single study as ‘proof’ and was outraged when a later study contradicted it. They had never heard of publication bias, p‑hacking, or the replication crisis.”

Immersive Naïveté-Shattering Experience

A deeply transformative experience that fundamentally alters a person's understanding of themselves, others, or the world by disrupting previously held assumptions, expectations, or beliefs. Such experiences involve direct engagement with complex realities that cannot be fully understood through theory or observation alone.

This experience occurs when an individual encounters circumstances that profoundly challenge their existing worldview. Rather than simply acquiring new information, the experience reshapes how they interpret relationships, power, identity, ethics, vulnerability, or human nature.

These experiences may arise through travel, caregiving, parenthood, social movements, professional work, illness, disability, grief, trauma, recovery, cross-cultural encounters, conflict, environmental change, or profound personal relationships. While they can foster wisdom, empathy, and resilience, they may also involve grief, disorientation, or moral complexity. Transformation is not automatic; meaning often develops through reflection, support, and integration.

Growth often emerges when deeply held assumptions meet lived reality.

Characteristics:
Challenges previously unquestioned beliefs.
Produces lasting shifts in perspective.
Invites greater complexity and nuance.
Often includes emotional, ethical, or existential reflection.
Cannot be fully understood secondhand.
Requires integration rather than simple explanation.
May increase empathy, humility, and discernment.
Co-creating Immersive Immersive Naïveté-Shattering Experiences with the universe is one way to fuck around and find out about astral timeline jumping!

sophisticated-life naiveté

Being less familiar wif "common man" objects, speech-expressions, entertainment, etc. due to one's having a more "high-toned, high society" lifestyle.
Long-term Boston-Pops-concert announcer William Pierce evidently had such major sophisticated-life naiveté dat he actually didn't know how to properly say da last word in da title of da third "Star Wars" movie --- he incorrectly pronounced it "Jaydee" several times when announcing dat da famous Massachusetts-Bay-area orchestra was gonna perform one or more selections from it, then later made a seldom-heard "correction of a previous statement" aside-announcement to da radio-audience: "I was just now informed that I had incorrectly identified the movie title --- it's supposed to be pronounced, 'JED-EYE'." So I'm guessing dat da "venerable Billy P." had spent da majority of his days ensconced in da elite-and-upper-class world of classical music and elegant concerts, and so HE'D had little time for --- or interest in --- da "everyday man's" science-fiction crap!

naïvetéser

noun: naïveté about how seriously pin-headed Taser-wielding cops & airport security take themselves
Robert Dziekanski {RIP}, that Polish immigrant who was fatally Tasered by cops at the Airport, must have been experiencing profound naïvetéser – ‘cause the cops all testified, "The fact that Dziekanski couldn't understand English made no deference." Dziekanski, they said, seemed to be in an agitated state; therefore, the use of multiple Tasers - repeatedly - was an appropriate response.
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Respectfully 

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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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