nailbor

A person living near or next door to the speaker or person referred to whom also willing to perform sexual intercourse. A neighbor with benefits.

"My nailbor and I got it on last night".
"OH shit, my nailbor is pregnant".
"If iI don't get lucky tonight, I will go to my nailbor".

by 44gr44 January 16, 2017

nailbomb

An improvized fragmentation device using nails, or similar readilly available metal objects as schrapnel.

Typically used by terrorists,and revolutionaries with out a governmental military budget. See also: Pipebomb, Molotov Coctail

Mind the nailbomb.

by Psiberzerker April 11, 2004

nailorize

1.) To make perfect by reducing size
2.) To manipulate words in a manner that increases their overall importance and profoundness

Reducing a 20-page essay into a 5-page essay that still conveys all the important information but is unambiguous. Changing the sentence: I enjoy walking through the park.
To: Walking through the park gives me great enjoyment.

This paper has been nailorized.
You ought to nailorize your sentences for me to better understand them.
(examples are given respectively)

by Reginald Sickler March 31, 2010

nailforces

A very pretty woman who likes to make jokes and make videos. Very funny and cool.

Person 1: "Do you know any nailforces?"

Person 2: "No what is that?"
Person 1:"Dude! They're awesome!"
Person 2: "I'll check them out"

by idkXP May 5, 2021

Nailbomb

A bomb used by extremist groups (of all ideologies) that causes horrific damage due to the shrapnel that is projected outwards on detonation of the device. Somtimes in place of nails will be nuts/bolts and other small pieces of metal.

by Austin November 9, 2003

Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation

When one partner paints them self in blue and lies on a board of nails with an X formation, formed by their arms and legs and then places a pipe with a circumference of 5cm above their entry point. Then the other starts by continuously jumping up and down on a diving board to gain height once enough height is gained, the person will then superman with their penis head facing the pipe into the first partner's entry point. Once completed, the room should be full of red (blood, from the pipe, which is too small to fit the girth of an average male penis), blue (paint, from the woman receiving a dripping blood penis) and white(semen or if done with caucasian people). With all these colors you've now decorated the room with a Norwegian flag.

Guy: Hey want to perform the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation.

Rachel: mmm... I don't know.

Guy: Trust Me I'll nail it

Rachel: Uhh.. ok I guess I'm down but only if you subscribe to SpectresRowdy on Youtube

2 hours later and a bloody penis...

Guy: "I just performed the Norwegian Nailboard Pipe Job Super-X-man Diving Board Formation on this petite teen named Rachel"

Guy 2: Nice wanna go watch some SpectresRowdy now!

by SpectresRowdy September 20, 2018

nailforces

A very short pretty ginger. They are very funny and very pretty. Also very pretty and funny. (Also has a piss kink)(Olivia)

Person 1: Hey have you seen nailforces’ new video?
Person 2: Yeah it was really funny and relatable!
Person 1: Yeah everyone loves nailforces.

by joemamadeeznutslol June 20, 2021