nabkin

One who sucks at anthing. Synonyms include: Nab, nub, noob

Dude your such a fucking nabkin

nabkin by Failcon March 27, 2009

napkin dandruff 

Detritus left on one's clothing from white cloth napkins.

The meal was incredible and the service was great, but when we left the restaurant I realized I was covered in napkin dandruff. I wish restaurants would use black cloth napkins!

napkin dandruff by Dentura Hogfloss March 28, 2012

Napkin Show 

The time of the month when a women is on her period or experiencing menstruation.

Guy A: Dude, that chick was acting so bitchy to everyone earlier.

Guy B: Yeah, I know. She is probably on her fucking Napkin Show.

Napkin Show by R&F May 11, 2013

nakkin

A skirt patterened after the blue & white checkered napkin material favored by the lady on the "Aunt Jemima" Pancake Box.

THING-FISH:
(pointing to his skirt)
(Fo' those of you unfamiliar wit de' nakkin,
Dis be de nakkin'!)
Frank Zappa, Thing-Fish

nakkin by Michael Zeleny February 11, 2004

napkin math 

"Napkin math" is the act of performing estimates (usually of a financial nature) to roughly determine the feasibility or validity of an outcome or fact. It is usually performed in an informal setting.

Napkin is an allusion to the disposable nature of the information.

"I've done napkin math Dave, even if you get a $10k/year raise you still can't afford that mortgage".

napkin math by silentguardian September 12, 2013

nabintou

Nabintou is found to be a sweet loving girl who enjoys the little things in life and try’s to make everyone happy she is often a great friend but an even better girlfriend!

Nabintou is such a sweet person!

nabintou by Faith Love November 5, 2017

Napkin 

Suppose that you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this Worldhasbeen operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all.

It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals. napkin

Napkin by Feralman2003 October 10, 2019