Suppose that you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? NO! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this Worldhasbeen operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all.
It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals. napkin
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The act of pulling one's scrotum skin taut and placing it firmly across another person's mouth, forming a seal.
She was just asking for a napkin, so I lovingly applied my scrote to her mouth.
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Someone who either was born or grew up in the Napa Valley, California.
Us Napkins love to drink wine here in the valley.
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Napkin is the perfect alternative for the infamous N word. For years people have been saying the N word under their breath, or saying ninja instead, well HR is onto that everyone.

Napkin is the best most politically correct solution to this timeless problem.
2 guys meet at the bar

"Man there sure are a bunch of n....."
"Napkins! There are a lot of Napkins in here"

"Napkin please"
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A piece of paper designed to assist people while eating. What many people with a lack of table manners don't seem to realize is that a napkin serves a purpose. The most important thing is so that people WILL STOP SUCKING (or licking) THEIR FINGERS WHEN THEY EAT!!!!
People who suck their fingers when they eat are gross. This is a very nasty habit. Not that they care of course.
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Used to increase cellular data by a factor of 32 when placed on any cellphone or smartphone (preferably when wet)
I'm using a napkin to increase my data
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