NOGAF

an acronym standing for "No One Gives a Fuck". It comes from the common no life facebook post, in which any good samaritan should kindly relay the message that no one cares.

The comment is geared towards but not limited to; vague posts on how the night was, what they ate, some dumb philosophy on relationships, and the hot new person they are into. If a post looks like a plead for attention just post NOGAF

Girl on FB:Depressing night :(
Good Samaritan:NOGAF

Girl on FB: god this always happens to me:(
Good Samaritan: NO GAF

NOGAF by Bill Ruthersbe IV August 20, 2012

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NOGAF

Acronym for "No One Gives A Fuck."

Dave: Hey man! I just got that new Britney CD!
Everyone: NOGAF.

NOGAF by Main Event April 3, 2005

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NGAF

When someone says something that seems very important to them and is useless or boring information to everyone else hence No one Gives a Fuck.

Dave: So I saw this guy on the train and he was selling chocolates for $1 and I bargained him down to .50c.

Sally: NGAF man.

Garth: Dude NGAF!

NGAF by Shim p. March 5, 2015

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negafy

1) In maths, the act of changing the sign in front of a number from positive to negative, or vice versa

2) To make zero

1) 3 negafied is -3

2) That pink shirt will negafy your chance of scoring tonight

negafy by Johnny Guitaro August 16, 2006

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Nbgaf

An acronym for 'Nobody gives a fuck'.

Used to express mass appeal to no one caring. A group consensus of indifference.

Girl (to group): It's my birthday today!!!
Group: Nbgaf

Nbgaf by Jfthalegend September 24, 2011

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ngaffing

not giving a fuck. it's a variation of dgaf which means don't give a fuck.

Meghan: Those girls in the club were talking shit about you.
Amber: I don't care I'm tote ngaffing right now.

ngaffing by skipperrrr April 4, 2011

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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