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n0u is one of the biggest fags ever. He claims to be God, but actually he's a cocksucking bastard who is a shitty troll. He insults people and tries to make people's lives horrible, but he just achieves to make himself look like a fucking asshole who has nothing better to do than troll and flame.
<n0u> Go die in a fire.
<Joe> Haha, you're a faggot.
n0u by anon1231231231231 August 5, 2009
A person who exhibits both the characteristics of a n00b and a douche at the same time. Common phrases may include: "let's get some bitches drunk and fuck them...on camera" or "I bet I could school Ty Lawson one-on-one" or "I live in 620, or 687" or "My name is Rob"
Rob was being such a n0uche the other day, and by "the other day," I mean always.
n0uche by s_t_k October 7, 2007
Related Words
n0ub n0u n0uche n0ur
The British spelling of the more common "n00b."
::British accent::
OMG! Those n0ubs are my favourite flavour!
n0ub by The MASTER Coolcom December 9, 2006
shes such a n0ur”
n0ur by Westview Flops February 22, 2023
A alternative way to write "noob", lookin' 13373r than the rest of the noobs
noob1 : "Oh my god, icq isn't connecting"
h4x0rer1 : "Argh, ICQ's crap. ICQ's 4 n0ubs"
noob1 : "What does "n0ub" means ?"
h4x0rer1 : "It's the word discribing ur reflection in teh m1rr0r, omfg n0ub."
n0ub by n1Tr0 May 1, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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