A person who exhibits both the characteristics of a n00b and a douche at the same time. Common phrases may include: "let's get some bitches drunk and fuck them...on camera" or "I bet I could school Ty Lawson one-on-one" or "I live in 620, or 687" or "My name is Rob"
by s_t_k October 7, 2007
Get the n0uche mug.a scientific definition using the douche as its stem, but using an N to replace the D to give more of an effect on how you say it (nnnnnnnouche or nnnnnnnouches). It means a fat sweaty asain.
by Marcus Jensen October 27, 2006
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Get the Nouchebag mug.Spawned from Bungie's 2014 release of Destiny, it refers to purposefully aiming a Sniper shot at the body of the opponent and then switching to a primary weapon to clean up the kill, instead of aiming for the head.
by Master415 September 4, 2017
Get the nkuched mug.A nice and easy person to talk to. They are always there to talk to you if you're in a bad mood. They give good advice and support you. They are funny, nice, smart, good looking, helpful, and easy to talk to. They are caring and have a nice personality.
"Nouchee is a very nice person"
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Get the nouche mug.A term coined by mixed martial arts promoter Jeff Osborne to describe inexperienced, Johnny-come-lately fans who jump on the MMA bandwagon and immediately act like experts on training, fighting and promoting.
"This guy has never fought, never trained, never promoted, and only started watching MMA a couple of years ago, but he thinks he knows more about the sport than guys who've been in it forever -- what a fucking nouchebag!"
by Mauler MMA August 8, 2013
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