n0uche 

A person who exhibits both the characteristics of a n00b and a douche at the same time. Common phrases may include: "let's get some bitches drunk and fuck them...on camera" or "I bet I could school Ty Lawson one-on-one" or "I live in 620, or 687" or "My name is Rob"

Rob was being such a n0uche the other day, and by "the other day," I mean always.

n0uche by s_t_k October 7, 2007

nouche 

a scientific definition using the douche as its stem, but using an N to replace the D to give more of an effect on how you say it (nnnnnnnouche or nnnnnnnouches). It means a fat sweaty asain.

When someone makes fun of you or and/or calls you a name, respond back by saying "NNouche"

nouche by Marcus Jensen October 27, 2006

Nouchebag 

Nouchebag is used to describe someone who is a knob head and douche bag.

Kelly: Omg that guy totally didn't text me back
Aimee: His such a nouchebag!

Nouchebag by Atunday2.0 January 15, 2016

nkuched

Spawned from Bungie's 2014 release of Destiny, it refers to purposefully aiming a Sniper shot at the body of the opponent and then switching to a primary weapon to clean up the kill, instead of aiming for the head.

I just nkuched this guy flying across the map.

nkuched by Master415 September 4, 2017

nouchee 

A nice and easy person to talk to. They are always there to talk to you if you're in a bad mood. They give good advice and support you. They are funny, nice, smart, good looking, helpful, and easy to talk to. They are caring and have a nice personality.

"Nouchee is a very nice person"

nouchee by TheNiceGuy321 August 27, 2019

nouche 

The Word means a fat sweaty asain and is a form of the word Douch

If someone makes fun of you then say back "NOUCHE!!"

nouche by Marcus Jensen October 28, 2006

Nouchebag 

A term coined by mixed martial arts promoter Jeff Osborne to describe inexperienced, Johnny-come-lately fans who jump on the MMA bandwagon and immediately act like experts on training, fighting and promoting.

"This guy has never fought, never trained, never promoted, and only started watching MMA a couple of years ago, but he thinks he knows more about the sport than guys who've been in it forever -- what a fucking nouchebag!"

Nouchebag by Mauler MMA August 8, 2013