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1337 version of "nuts"; usually said after death in a CS game. Much cooler than "wtf bs f u"
---Professor Booty killed all of Team 1 via headshots

Team 1 (collectively): N00TS!!!
n00ts by TheMaestro June 8, 2003
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n00bsplosion 

when a n00b is pwned so hard their little n00b brain cant process the ultimate pwnage they blow up on spot
"hey armon i killed this guy with an uber one hit kill with the battle rifle in halo 2 last night,,,pretty sw33t eh?? yeah he n00bsploded"
n00bsplosion by mucus April 22, 2005
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n00bspeak 

A really annoying way to spell, usually missing letters to make it "shorter". Pretty much improper typing.
n00bspeaker: so wat u say teh ohter day?
Normal Kid: Learn to spell.
n00bspeaker: omfg u r teh sux! i just be try to tlak norml so y u b so meen to i... u teh sux big tmez.
Normal Kid: I'll talk to you once you learn to spell.
n00bspeak by Darkiee August 9, 2007

sup n00bs 

Generaly used when joining an online game as a greeting to fellow gamers. If the other participants reply with a calm ,normal and serious greeting like "hi","hello", etc , it means that they respect and look up to your skills.
-"sup n00bs?"
-"Hello"
-"Hi"
-"Sup?"
-"Teach us master!"

or

-"sup n00bs?"
-"Who the fuck are you calling a noob asswipe?"
-"Yeah! Get the fuck out of here"
-(console):Player banned
sup n00bs by TenHands January 27, 2011
n00bs.
A form of insult usually used by internet knowledgable gamers, that know everything there ismto know about... well everything. However, it is considered different to 'newb', as a newb is a player that has just started that is asking a simple question, but a 'n00b', is a person that has had enough time to get to grips with everything, and should know the answer to his stupid question. Basically it is calling somebody stupid. It is also used in a game trade, when the newb gets scammed.
n00b:Hello. How do I move?
Lvl 999 player: It tells you on the main screen you n00b!!!! and if you don't know that, how come your level 998!?!?!?!?!?!?!? N00B!!!!!!!!111!1!1!
n00bs by D Mob January 14, 2005
people who try to act like they are better then other people when it comes to video games they have no experience with.
noob: oMY GODS I AM SO KIKED UR AZZ LOLLLLLZZ!!!1!!!!!!
RGamer: Stfu n00b.
noob: NO NO YOU SUX YOU SHUT UP
RGamer: shut up dude you suck
noob: NO NO I DO NOT SUCK YOU SUCK LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHahhAHhahah!
OGamer: Dude wtf?
noob: AHHAHA I OWN YOU BECUASE THIS PERSON IS STUPID
RGamer: Man ill kick your ass n00b
noob: OKAY KETS GO LEMME SEE YOU TRY!!!!!1!!
RGamer Has logged off
noob: HAHHAHAH I HE SCAREDOF ME
OGamer: Man you suck
OGamer has logged off
n00bs by blackmage53 December 8, 2004
a peron who thinks they are very "internet savvy" but they just make them self look stupid.
n00b : HAHA I PWND J00!!!
guy : lol n00b
n00b : IM NOT A N00B YOU HAX0R LOL I ROCK!!!
guy : wat a n00b
n00bs by bob February 22, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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