n00ts

1337 version of "nuts"; usually said after death in a CS game. Much cooler than "wtf bs f u"

---Professor Booty killed all of Team 1 via headshots

Team 1 (collectively): N00TS!!!

by TheMaestro June 8, 2003

n00bsplosion

when a n00b is pwned so hard their little n00b brain cant process the ultimate pwnage they blow up on spot

"hey armon i killed this guy with an uber one hit kill with the battle rifle in halo 2 last night,,,pretty sw33t eh?? yeah he n00bsploded"

by mucus April 22, 2005

n00bspeak

A really annoying way to spell, usually missing letters to make it "shorter". Pretty much improper typing.

n00bspeaker: so wat u say teh ohter day?
Normal Kid: Learn to spell.
n00bspeaker: omfg u r teh sux! i just be try to tlak norml so y u b so meen to i... u teh sux big tmez.
Normal Kid: I'll talk to you once you learn to spell.

by Darkiee August 9, 2007

sup n00bs

Generaly used when joining an online game as a greeting to fellow gamers. If the other participants reply with a calm ,normal and serious greeting like "hi","hello", etc , it means that they respect and look up to your skills.

-"sup n00bs?"
-"Hello"
-"Hi"
-"Sup?"
-"Teach us master!"

or

-"sup n00bs?"
-"Who the fuck are you calling a noob asswipe?"
-"Yeah! Get the fuck out of here"
-(console):Player banned

by TenHands January 27, 2011

n00bs

n00bs.
A form of insult usually used by internet knowledgable gamers, that know everything there ismto know about... well everything. However, it is considered different to 'newb', as a newb is a player that has just started that is asking a simple question, but a 'n00b', is a person that has had enough time to get to grips with everything, and should know the answer to his stupid question. Basically it is calling somebody stupid. It is also used in a game trade, when the newb gets scammed.

n00b:Hello. How do I move?
Lvl 999 player: It tells you on the main screen you n00b!!!! and if you don't know that, how come your level 998!?!?!?!?!?!?!? N00B!!!!!!!!111!1!1!

by D Mob January 14, 2005

n00bs

people who try to act like they are better then other people when it comes to video games they have no experience with.

noob: oMY GODS I AM SO KIKED UR AZZ LOLLLLLZZ!!!1!!!!!!
RGamer: Stfu n00b.
noob: NO NO YOU SUX YOU SHUT UP
RGamer: shut up dude you suck
noob: NO NO I DO NOT SUCK YOU SUCK LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHahhAHhahah!
OGamer: Dude wtf?
noob: AHHAHA I OWN YOU BECUASE THIS PERSON IS STUPID
RGamer: Man ill kick your ass n00b
noob: OKAY KETS GO LEMME SEE YOU TRY!!!!!1!!
RGamer Has logged off
noob: HAHHAHAH I HE SCAREDOF ME
OGamer: Man you suck
OGamer has logged off

by blackmage53 December 8, 2004

n00bs

a peron who thinks they are very "internet savvy" but they just make them self look stupid.

n00b : HAHA I PWND J00!!!
guy : lol n00b
n00b : IM NOT A N00B YOU HAX0R LOL I ROCK!!!
guy : wat a n00b

by bob February 22, 2004