n00bshop

A word that became strangely popularized by a guy named ElectroPiZZa in the JJ2 community, "n00bshop" basically means "newbie shop". As of today, it is completely meaningless, though.

It is also the name of a satirical website, www.n00bshop.com.

by ElectroPiZZa September 28, 2003

pwned by n00bshop

To be beaten by another player, usually of inferior quality. Also can be used for losing to a team contained within a neophyte-frequented server. Also see wordpwned/word and wordn00bshop/word

He lost to a one-week-old player, and thus was pwned by n00bshop.

by Trafton September 9, 2003

n00bshock

When n00bs are offended by older versions of games they have only played the newer versions of.

Larry's hatred of Link to the Past comes from n00bshock. He's only ever played Wind Waker.

by Philip Impwanga January 27, 2008