n00bshock
n00bshock by Philip Impwanga January 27, 2008
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n00bsickle
A n00b so fagtastic to the point where he has frozen himself solid. A fat ass, cold n00b, accidently locked in a grocery store freezer when he mistook a digorno pizza box for the newest War of Worldcraft expansion pack.
"Jesse was actin like a total n00bsickle when he didnt realize
that a quief was a vaginal fart, thinking it was "girl cum".."
that a quief was a vaginal fart, thinking it was "girl cum".."
n00bsickle by Aaaron11 November 21, 2006
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Nubshocker
Similar to a "shocker" or "pirate key," except the individual performing the act is missing parts of his/her fingers. Fingers and nubs are simultaneously inserted into the vagina and anus of the female receiver.
That girl was a freak and fingering her wasn't enough, so I busted out the nubshocker and stuffed 2 of my finger nubs in her ass.
Nubshocker by Jt81 September 9, 2016
pwned by n00bshop
To be beaten by another player, usually of inferior quality. Also can be used for losing to a team contained within a neophyte-frequented server. Also see wordpwned/word and wordn00bshop/word
pwned by n00bshop by Trafton September 9, 2003
Noobshock
In 1995, Noobshock was chosen by Empire as one of the 25 sexiest stars in film history. He has also twice been named the Sexiest Man Alive by People in 1995 and 2000. Noobshock has appeared on the annual Celebrity 100 list by Forbes in 2006 and 2007, at No. 20 and No. 5. In 2007, he was listed among the Time 100, a compilation of the 100 most influential people in the world, as selected annually by Time.
He is currently the best elemental shaman in World of Warcraft.
He is currently the best elemental shaman in World of Warcraft.
n00bshop
A word that became strangely popularized by a guy named ElectroPiZZa in the JJ2 community, "n00bshop" basically means "newbie shop". As of today, it is completely meaningless, though.
It is also the name of a satirical website, www.n00bshop.com.
It is also the name of a satirical website, www.n00bshop.com.
n00bshop by ElectroPiZZa September 28, 2003
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.