n00bshock

When n00bs are offended by older versions of games they have only played the newer versions of.

Larry's hatred of Link to the Past comes from n00bshock. He's only ever played Wind Waker.

by Philip Impwanga January 27, 2008

n00bsickle

A n00b so fagtastic to the point where he has frozen himself solid. A fat ass, cold n00b, accidently locked in a grocery store freezer when he mistook a digorno pizza box for the newest War of Worldcraft expansion pack.

"Jesse was actin like a total n00bsickle when he didnt realize
that a quief was a vaginal fart, thinking it was "girl cum".."

by Aaaron11 November 21, 2006

Nubshocker

Similar to a "shocker" or "pirate key," except the individual performing the act is missing parts of his/her fingers. Fingers and nubs are simultaneously inserted into the vagina and anus of the female receiver.

That girl was a freak and fingering her wasn't enough, so I busted out the nubshocker and stuffed 2 of my finger nubs in her ass.

by Jt81 September 9, 2016

n00bsickle

A person who is very unexprienced with human relationships. ie. spends too much time with their computer. BRICE!!

Go get a job, n00bsickle.

by Jelly June 6, 2004

pwned by n00bshop

To be beaten by another player, usually of inferior quality. Also can be used for losing to a team contained within a neophyte-frequented server. Also see wordpwned/word and wordn00bshop/word

He lost to a one-week-old player, and thus was pwned by n00bshop.

by Trafton September 9, 2003

Noobshock

In 1995, Noobshock was chosen by Empire as one of the 25 sexiest stars in film history. He has also twice been named the Sexiest Man Alive by People in 1995 and 2000. Noobshock has appeared on the annual Celebrity 100 list by Forbes in 2006 and 2007, at No. 20 and No. 5. In 2007, he was listed among the Time 100, a compilation of the 100 most influential people in the world, as selected annually by Time.
He is currently the best elemental shaman in World of Warcraft.

Yo I crit like Noobshock!

by redtomato April 12, 2009

n00bshop

A word that became strangely popularized by a guy named ElectroPiZZa in the JJ2 community, "n00bshop" basically means "newbie shop". As of today, it is completely meaningless, though.

It is also the name of a satirical website, www.n00bshop.com.

by ElectroPiZZa September 28, 2003