n00bsac 

Noun:
A hardcore under-rated word referring to a new person that sucks harder than the n00biest n00b.

Josh is playing Black Ops with his best friend Alex.

Josh gets squabledorfed by Alex.

Alex says, "I frazzed your pancakes in that one!"

Josh replies, "You were being a total n00bsac about it anyways. You used a frickin AK-74u with rapid fire and for-grip. Wow."

n00bsac by Pwn3r of t3h n00bz April 10, 2011

n00btacular 

When a n00b has a lucky moment, normally followed by getting pwned.

Player A uses a 'nade on a room killing Players B, C, and D. Player E then proceeds to sneak up on him and brutally rape him with a melee weapon.

n00btacular by Jake May 7, 2004

n00bspace 

A myspace page that is utterly childish and n00bish. Usually occurs when users under 14 begin using myspace. Consists of:
surveys in your about me
(most)layouts with hearts in it
sparkly pictures
things falling from the top of your page

Ben: Did you see that sixth-grader's myspace?
Jill: You mean her n00bspace? What's with the falling hearts?

n00bspace by Blakeley July 2, 2007

n00bsickle

A n00b so fagtastic to the point where he has frozen himself solid. A fat ass, cold n00b, accidently locked in a grocery store freezer when he mistook a digorno pizza box for the newest War of Worldcraft expansion pack.

"Jesse was actin like a total n00bsickle when he didnt realize
that a quief was a vaginal fart, thinking it was "girl cum".."

n00bsickle by Aaaron11 November 21, 2006

n00bsauce

//often unintelligent
//sporadic
//acts completely upon impulse
//always left handed
//can be seen carrying devices that are meant to be stationary as if they are mobile.
//approx 5'7"
//gingerly brown hair
//approx 150lbs
//squinty eyes
//always a sandwich artist
//speaks in code \\"i just beasted"\\ ((smurfish?))
//typically artistic - could be linked with autism
//chases fireflies crossing the street \\"cross the street!!"\\
//lives on xboxlive
//loathed by miniature pinschers

oh look! its nin00b ; the n00bsauce

n00bsauce by kola_thegreat February 27, 2009

n00bsicle

An n00bsicle, Like a n00b, Newb, Newbie is someone who is less skilled than yourself.

It can also be used to describe someone who behaved immaturely, either in real life, or on the internet.

Example 1 - A person is able to shoot 5 bulls eyes in a row, the next person does not shoot any, they are a n00bsicle as you just owned them

Example 2 - You are playing Battlefield 2, someone runs in front of your plane to affect your score, They become a n00bsicle

n00bsicle by Jason Gunn July 2, 2006

n00bsauce

a sauce in which n00b is purayed. if someone is being a n00b and pulls something worthy of a n00b, it was a move of n00bsauce.

guy 1- what did you have for breakfast?
guy 2- i had cereal, but spilled the milk everywhere.
guy 1- so you basically ate n00bsauce?
guy 2- pretty much....

n00bsauce by skierguy1111 January 30, 2008