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n00bsickle

A n00b so fagtastic to the point where he has frozen himself solid. A fat ass, cold n00b, accidently locked in a grocery store freezer when he mistook a digorno pizza box for the newest War of Worldcraft expansion pack.
"Jesse was actin like a total n00bsickle when he didnt realize
that a quief was a vaginal fart, thinking it was "girl cum".."
n00bsickle by Aaaron11 November 21, 2006
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n00bsickle

A person who is very unexprienced with human relationships. ie. spends too much time with their computer. BRICE!!
Go get a job, n00bsickle.
n00bsickle by Jelly June 6, 2004
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nobsickle 

Fun to shout at passers by. Sometimes i sit in a crowded room and shout it. Go on. Write it down. Nobsickle.
OI YOU NOBSICKLE!
I say you are a wee bit of a nobsickle.
nobsickle by Madeleine January 9, 2005
An n00bsicle, Like a n00b, Newb, Newbie is someone who is less skilled than yourself.

It can also be used to describe someone who behaved immaturely, either in real life, or on the internet.
Example 1 - A person is able to shoot 5 bulls eyes in a row, the next person does not shoot any, they are a n00bsicle as you just owned them

Example 2 - You are playing Battlefield 2, someone runs in front of your plane to affect your score, They become a n00bsicle
n00bsicle by Jason Gunn July 2, 2006
a minor under 13 trying to say that they could pwn you when u have teh most expirience
this n00bikle is trying to pwn teh_master at css when he's a n00b him self.!!!! gtfo wit that
n00bikle by matthew acosta January 11, 2008
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