Noun: The infamous "N00bstar". Derived from the word "Newbie". it was broken down to a shorter, less time consuming word, "Newb". "Newb"'s spelling was then slaughtered by bi-focal bearing computer nerds, changing the spelling from "Newb" to "Noob". Often, people continue to destroy "Newb"'s spelling by replacing the word's "O"'s to zeros, making the spelling, "N00b".
A "N00bstar" is a "Newbie" with immense negative intelligence of a given activity, such as video games, programs, etc.
For Example:

That N00bstar tried to pwn me with a flashbang 'nade. hahaha omfg rofl!!11!

n00bstar by His Infernal Majesty July 15, 2005

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n00bstew

n00bstew (Adj.) is something you make or brew whilst pwning n00bs. It also describes the visual aftermath of a well placed frag grenade or semtex.

"Not now guys, I'm brewing n00bstew"

"Dude! You walked right into that guy's semtex!"
"I know man, he turned me into n00bstew.."

(Walks into blood soaked room)

"Damn man, somebody was brewing n00bstew in here.."

n00bstew by dann1burk October 30, 2011

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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