mystne

A thing that is mysterious but blatantly obvious.

Guy: Hey bro, I think it was Miles who stole the candy.

Me: Dude, you're way too mystne.

by Mystne March 22, 2022

mystery hole

A kinder, more gentle and playful word used to describe the asshole, rectum, and/or anus.

"My mystery hole sure does hurt something bad today."

"How in the world did she get that thing inside her mystery hole in the first place?"

by www.babysue.com April 26, 2006

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers

fucking emo assholes that team up in mm2 and the one that is murderer kills everyone else but their dumbass team, or they fucking camp the gun until one of their teammates gets the gun because they're too scared to die.

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers just show off their shitty emotes and knives

by mvyb October 8, 2020

mysterious nigga

Nigga who wears hood and does voodoo

Mace Windu, mysterious nigga

by ts98 April 23, 2014

Mystery Wipe

There you are, comfortably seated, and just finished doing your business, when you realize, There Is No Freaking Toliet Paper! Karma has chosen this moment to give you that little payback you know you've got coming ;)

Presented with few cringworthy options, you notice the small waste basket your girl keeps next to the toilet. Therein lies the "Mystery Wipe."

Now this is a real gamble. Like a bad fortune cookie, you just don't know what you're gonna get. But, after pondering the alternative, you close your eyes and reluctantly dig-in, hoping for the best. We've ALL been there;)

Man, we ran out of toilet paper and I had to "go-fish" in the Mystery Wipe!

by Valhalla MMA May 13, 2019

Mystery Cache

The designation of a type of geocache used in the GPS game of geocaching that contains an unknown element that needs to be figured-out before the location of the cache becomes knowable. Examples of mystery elements that a mystery cache could contain include: games to play , field puzzles using information found at the listed coordinates, information hidden within the cache page or content, passwords, ciphers or codes and many more possible unknowns.

Holy crap, it took me a week to discover that the password to that mystery cache was shamalamamoomoo!

by swagzombie June 15, 2016

mystery men

Three epic men in three epic colours (blue, pink and green) that started an epic trilogy in which there are epic stories are created. The mystery men also sparked a side trilogy which contains the epic stories of the mystery men and guests conquer skegvegas... THEN THE WORLD!

The mystery men conquered the world faster than hitler, communism and alexander the great combined.

by The Mystery Men March 26, 2019