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Jager-Myster = Jarger-Meister
Myster by thechrismyster January 31, 2010
An addition to a name that means you are that guy
Harrison-myster is the man, he is a five star commit to doot universery for GTA San Andreas
Myster by Mysterjonesy February 1, 2022

Myster-E-pluG 

The intense mission of doing a female in her rear end and then pulling out, placing some ecstacy on her asshole, and then pushing it in with your penis during reinsurtion. Mystery plug!
Robert pulled a Myster-E-Plug on his girlfriend during anal sex and minutes later laughed as she tried to figure out why she felt as good as she did!
Myster-E-pluG by Brotha Flip September 8, 2007

chode myster 

A chode myster usually has genetic traits of a angry bird as well as a humongous chode.... an example of a chode myster would be Burke Ryan
look over there, it’s a chode myster!
chode myster by fart697 March 14, 2019

jackoff super myster 

Is really addicted to masterbating.He/she does it every moment they can and has enough stamina to last all day masterbating without food or water.
Dude You look at porn so much you're a jackoff super myster.

Dude Myster 

Someone who gets owned in anything he trys to compete in.
Johnny was such a dude myster in yesterdays game.
Dude Myster by C Walk January 20, 2008
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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