my vagina 

Something to stick your penis in.

Where are you going? Put your penis back in my vagina!

my vagina by Vagggggiiinnnaaa November 20, 2013

My Vagina 

Something worn-out "edgy" female comedians use as their punchline.

Amy Schumer: "My vagina"
Netflix: "Here's $500,000 for another special"

My Vagina by Ninaleven June 28, 2023

Butterflies in my Vagina 

When a girl sees a hot guy, she doesn't get horny... She gets butterflies in her vagina. This basically means, she would like to sexually engage with this hot guy

I looked up and saw the sexiest guy I've ever seen. He had dark hair, tan, a 6 pack and the greatest smile I have ever seen. I immediately got butterflies in my vagina

Butterflies in my Vagina by KATED June 13, 2015

Lick My Vagina 

A phrase used by usualy an angry woman, usualy to insult.

Hey asshole, Lick My Vagina.

Lick My Vagina by Carol Cobain May 16, 2008

pope of my vagina 

Usually used in reference to an unattainable male celebrity, this is a title given to the one person who's every word, action, or look most quickly makes the speaker's vagina wet for their cock (or fingers/tongue/whatever). It is implied that the speaker is (or would like to be) a sub with this person as their Dom in a D/s relationship; as the Pope is the leader of the Catholic church, the speaker would like for this person to be the leader of their vagina.

Michael Fassbender is the pope of my vagina

pope of my vagina by triplenope July 22, 2014

Think of my vagina as a vase

Heard on "The Real Housewives of NYC"

A phrase used to indicate that men should romance a lady a bit and send flowers when the relationship is reaching an intimate phase.

If you want to have sex, think of my vagina as a vase.

Think of my vagina as a vase by irish_luvr April 20, 2009

Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? 

Never mind you will never get it

Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.

Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it

Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? by Sr. Facebook February 20, 2011