My Turkey
My Turkey by GingerGenius'Turkey October 18, 2008
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My turkey
My turkey by MissHell666 March 24, 2022
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stuff my turkey
Stuff my turkey is the correct way of saying fuck my ass or put it in my butt. Usually this term is only used on thanksgiving. Gobble gobble gobble!
stuff my turkey by whitechyna32 February 29, 2016
have you seen my turkey?
v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.
have you seen my turkey? by Reggie Regg November 24, 2003
Tickle My Turkey
during fellatio: the member giving head waits for the receiver to approach orgasm, gently tugs downward on the hairs at the base of the scrotum, and with the other hand, violently punches his or her partner in the grundle.
During a well-timed, professional Turkey Tickle, the impact of the taint hit will occur simultaneously with ejaculation.
During a well-timed, professional Turkey Tickle, the impact of the taint hit will occur simultaneously with ejaculation.
"Even though I have been urinating a mixture of puss, blood, and piss for months, I still make Susie tickle my turkey every morning."
Tickle My Turkey by David and Erich December 26, 2008
Rub my turkey
Rub my turkey by JJ&BG October 8, 2018
Pulled my turkey
Pulled my turkey by SinceUBeenSean April 26, 2021
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