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Hop off my shaft

used as an expression to someone who will not leave you alone or is always in your business.
"Dude, when can I come over? Can I ride in your car with you when we go? What time are we going to leave?

"Bro, hop off my shaft!"

roasted my shaft 

the burning sensation in your esophagus after coughing due to a sizeable rip from a bong.
man that huge rip really roasted my shaft, but you know what they say, "you got to cough to get off"

eat my shaft 

one way to tell someone to suck your fucking cock
hey Jacob, eat my shaft
eat my shaft by mynameisnotmichael January 27, 2018

Shaft My Sack 

according to world english dictionary shaft is a slang term meaning "to have sexual intercourse with" and Sack as in a Ballsack a.k.a Your Testicles inside your Scrotum, so Shaft My Sack Means "To Be Intimate/Sexual With Ones Testicles"
Your Doing Real Good In COD So At The Lobby You Say to Them Shaft My Sack
Shaft My Sack by HB Security March 12, 2011

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026