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Hop off my shaft

used as an expression to someone who will not leave you alone or is always in your business.
"Dude, when can I come over? Can I ride in your car with you when we go? What time are we going to leave?

"Bro, hop off my shaft!"

roasted my shaft 

the burning sensation in your esophagus after coughing due to a sizeable rip from a bong.
man that huge rip really roasted my shaft, but you know what they say, "you got to cough to get off"

eat my shaft 

one way to tell someone to suck your fucking cock
hey Jacob, eat my shaft
eat my shaft by mynameisnotmichael January 27, 2018

Shaft My Sack 

according to world english dictionary shaft is a slang term meaning "to have sexual intercourse with" and Sack as in a Ballsack a.k.a Your Testicles inside your Scrotum, so Shaft My Sack Means "To Be Intimate/Sexual With Ones Testicles"
Your Doing Real Good In COD So At The Lobby You Say to Them Shaft My Sack
Shaft My Sack by HB Security March 12, 2011
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026