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Pet my puppy
When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.
Pet my puppy by Limitlessflow July 26, 2009
Drop-Kicked My Puppy
"Dude, you just totally drop-kicked my puppy. I was just about to say that."
"I can't believe he drop-kicked my puppy. I would have gotten a promotion with that idea."
"I can't believe he drop-kicked my puppy. I would have gotten a promotion with that idea."
Drop-Kicked My Puppy by Two Improvising Students October 22, 2013
you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!
That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆
you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy! by Cloudii.vss April 29, 2021
She got her hand on my pappy
She got her hand on my pappy by Void shawn June 16, 2016
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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