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Pet my puppy 

When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.
Chris: "Hey ally lets go pet my puppy ;)
Ally: "KAYYYY"
Pet my puppy by Limitlessflow July 26, 2009

Drop-Kicked My Puppy 

"Dude, you just totally drop-kicked my puppy. I was just about to say that."
"I can't believe he drop-kicked my puppy. I would have gotten a promotion with that idea."

you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy! 

That is correct โ˜†๐™จ๐™๐™–๐™ฌ๐™ฉ๐™ฎโ˜†
You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

She got her hand on my pappy 

She has her hand strocking my dick.
Why she got her hand on my pappy in the car.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet 

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026