My puppy 

A woman or man that keeps coming back you know matter how you treat them

She’s my puppy. She caught me cheating and still came back

My puppy by MsPeaches June 22, 2021

Pet my puppy 

When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.

Chris: "Hey ally lets go pet my puppy ;)
Ally: "KAYYYY"

Pet my puppy by Limitlessflow July 26, 2009

Drop-Kicked My Puppy 

To Take Someone's Idea

"Dude, you just totally drop-kicked my puppy. I was just about to say that."
"I can't believe he drop-kicked my puppy. I would have gotten a promotion with that idea."

Drop-Kicked My Puppy by Two Improvising Students October 22, 2013

you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy! 

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆

You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy! by Cloudii.vss April 29, 2021

She got her hand on my pappy 

She has her hand strocking my dick.

Why she got her hand on my pappy in the car.

She got her hand on my pappy by Void shawn June 16, 2016

squeeze my toe and call me puppet 

A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.

squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!

squeeze my toe and call me puppet by X3n April 3, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005