When a man with a tiny penis (we'll just use the name Chris) uses a bad excuse such as "Pet my puppy" as slang for handjob or another sexual act.
Chris: "Hey ally lets go pet my puppy ;)
Ally: "KAYYYY"
by Limitlessflow July 27, 2009
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"Dude, you just totally drop-kicked my puppy. I was just about to say that."
"I can't believe he drop-kicked my puppy. I would have gotten a promotion with that idea."
by Two Improvising Students October 23, 2013
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A woman or man that keeps coming back you know matter how you treat them
She’s my puppy. She caught me cheating and still came back
by MsPeaches June 23, 2021
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