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she wants to take the zippity out of my doo da 

Slang. It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriend wants them to get a vasectomy.
Did you go to the doctor today? Yeah. What did she say? She wants to take the zippity out of my doo dah! Why do you say that? It’s what guys say when their wife or girlfriends wants them to get a vasectomy.

do my doo-wah-diddie 

do my do-wah-diddie is a command to suck dick.
Matt called me over to him and said "do my doo-wah-diddie"!
do my doo-wah-diddie by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

caca in my doo doo 

doo doo in your caca
" oh no caca in my doo doo "

" doo doo in my caca "

sweedes making my Twinkie doo 

When the “stuff” makes your “teletubby” dance
“Very sweaty feet, these sweedes making my Twinkie doo”
“Jessicas sweede makes my Twinkie doo”

close my door 

To cause someones virginity to be lost.
To pop the cherry. From a male to a female.
Cory closed Sam's door. She isn't a virgin anymore.
close my door by julia6677555 June 25, 2005

makes my dookie twinkle 

A hilarious quote from Dave Chappelle's MTV Cribs show where he shows himself sprinkling diamonds on his food because "It makes my dookie twinkle"
Dave:Diamonds "makes my dookie twinkle baby"
Its the most balling shit you can think of

Come on in MTV ya broke ass muthafuckas
makes my dookie twinkle by billet January 12, 2009
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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