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be my bedtime 

when you want someone to be ur bestie but you're too scared to ask them.
Jim : be my bedtime?

Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime

be my bedtime 

when u want to be someone's bestie but you're too scared to ask them.
Jim : be my bedtime?
Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime!!

be my guest 

1.something that you say in order to give someone permission to do something.
2.I do not mind.
1.-Can I use your toilet, please?
-Be my guest.
2.-“May I cut in?”
- “Be my guest,”
be my guest by Jesse Zhang August 28, 2007

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle 

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."
If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

Will you be my maybe? 

When you want to ask someone out but you wanna still be friends with them you ask Will you be my maybe instead of Will you be my girlfriend/boyfriend. This leaves room for 2 friends to still remain friends if the other one rejects.

be my babys daddy 

when having sex with a women without a condom, before you pull out she holds you in and yells be my babys daddy!
ex: frank:im gonna come, im pullin out
melinda: hell no, be my babys daddy!!
be my babys daddy by rangle frangle September 12, 2009