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my homie's schmeat
Yo, lemme succ your schmeat
ayt first lemme kiss you good night
I succed my homie's schmeat las night
ayt first lemme kiss you good night
I succed my homie's schmeat las night
my homie's schmeat by My homie's schmeat February 12, 2018
My Homie Lb
My Homie Lb by Annoying Piece of Shit? May 6, 2021
my homie matt
my homie matt by steve holt May 6, 2005
My homie cat
My homie cat by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018
one for me and one for my homie
While having a drink, you take a sip then pour a sip on the ground to pay respect for your fallen friend that will never be forgotton while saying the phrase "one for me and one for my homie" . To pay tribute to your fallen friend. Any pour from a drink works but Drinking straight from a 40 oz bottle of Malt Liquer beer gives the most respect
"Thanks my man for the 40 dog, one for me and one for my homies" Then continue drinking the 40 until that bad boy is gone. Crack another.
one for me and one for my homie by meshmatt April 6, 2009
on my homie dead grave
To put on you friend or like on my momma. To put something you say is true on a dead person/friend. Friend=homie
on my homie dead grave by Aphrexxial February 3, 2023
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