A Mutz

A guy with no muscles that foam rolls his bones.

Joe, "Bob is foam rolling his bones again instead of hitting weights to build muscle first."

John, "I know. What a Mutz!"

by Bobby Roberto April 19, 2023

Mutz

Short for Mozzarella. This is Spoken heavily around NYC-NJ area.

I just had this great sandwich with sausage, peppers, gravy & fresh Mutz.

by Harvey Reilander October 10, 2006

Mutz

Mutz, or a human being that is physically incapable of growing. They often are short & extremely feisty, especially when you get near them. However, once you get to know them, they become a great friend. They often play some sort of winter sport like Hockey, construing their skills. A Mutz often laments his past decisions, taking it out on his friends.

Additionally, Mutz is also defined as a metonymic occupational name for a baker.

Person A: Did you hear about the *Insert any winter sport* game last night.
Person B: Yeah! I heard Mutz won a gold medal!!

by Altansarnai Hasan March 20, 2019

mutz nutz

1)something very good
2)something cutting edge
3)yer maw

1)my PSP is the mutz nutz
2)Yer maw sucks the mutz nutz

by Michael Wales July 9, 2005

mutz nutz

a polite way of saying the british term "dogs bollocks" whic means good > the mutz nutz

wow, your new bike is the mutz nutz man

by steve April 28, 2006

Shuttle Mutz

a woman who is seen as a fake, making other people think she has abilities beyond what she can actually do

She cant percieve the future, what a shuttle mutz

good luck with that shuttle mutz, i've been om nom noming on his soul for a good ten years now and i havent a life to taste

by Crunchbite606 November 14, 2009

doug mutz

A badass who owns way to many firearms. His penis size is unknown to the general public.

Oh shit! That "Doug Mutz" is pissed Obama got elected.

by Big C Miester November 3, 2013