Mutzer

A babys pacifier

Where's the baby's mutzer? Oh, there it is. Give the babe its mutzer.

by Eeki42 February 17, 2026

Matzerbator

That one potato head in the chat room that constantly spams and lies about himself.

Matzerbator : "I really love erections, who doesn't, right?"

by Slade666 October 1, 2016

ich hab deine mutter in oarsch gefickt

best german thing to say when you’re loosing an argument

“I’ve won in the lottery recently!” “Who” “Me” “No, who asked” “Ich hab deine Mutter in oarsch gefickt”

by Zivilcourage January 23, 2021

mutterficker

Motherfucker in German

du verdammter Mutterficker
(you damn motherfucker)

by Armin G. From L.A. February 29, 2004

yo muthers an animal!

A typical New York street insult.

Hey you with the boom box, yo muthers an animal!

by I, Wreckerrr February 11, 2017

Mutered

(Myoo, turd) This affliction only applies to males. It occurs when one is struck in the genitalia by a T.V. remote control.

Logan was screaming bloody murder because he was accidentally mutered by CJ.

Logan: (Screaming bloody murder) AARRRRRGGGG!!!!!!
Mom: What in the world is going on in here?
CJ: (Laughing hysterically) I'm sorry, Mom. I just "mutered" Logan by accident

by THE Grute Man April 27, 2009

Mutterlicious

Some one with a small penis who is usually fat and lives in their moms basement eating deep fried twinkies, and has a computer full of gay porn.

That man is mutterlicious all he does is eat his deep fried twinkies on his moms basement.

by poopofthepoops October 2, 2010