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Matzerbator
Matzerbator by Slade666 October 1, 2016
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Mutzer • Mutter • Muzzer • MatzeR • muter • muther • mutter-fucking • munzer • Muterro • mutherfucker
ich hab deine mutter in oarsch gefickt
“I’ve won in the lottery recently!” “Who” “Me” “No, who asked” “Ich hab deine Mutter in oarsch gefickt”
ich hab deine mutter in oarsch gefickt by Zivilcourage January 23, 2021
mutterficker
mutterficker by Armin G. From L.A. February 29, 2004
yo muthers an animal!
yo muthers an animal! by I, Wreckerrr February 11, 2017
Mutered
(Myoo, turd) This affliction only applies to males. It occurs when one is struck in the genitalia by a T.V. remote control.
Logan was screaming bloody murder because he was accidentally mutered by CJ.
Logan: (Screaming bloody murder) AARRRRRGGGG!!!!!!
Mom: What in the world is going on in here?
CJ: (Laughing hysterically) I'm sorry, Mom. I just "mutered" Logan by accident
Logan: (Screaming bloody murder) AARRRRRGGGG!!!!!!
Mom: What in the world is going on in here?
CJ: (Laughing hysterically) I'm sorry, Mom. I just "mutered" Logan by accident
Mutered by THE Grute Man April 27, 2009
Mutterlicious
Some one with a small penis who is usually fat and lives in their moms basement eating deep fried twinkies, and has a computer full of gay porn.
Mutterlicious by poopofthepoops October 2, 2010
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.