A guy with no muscles that foam rolls his bones.
Joe, "Bob is foam rolling his bones again instead of hitting weights to build muscle first."

John, "I know. What a Mutz!"
by Bobby Roberto April 19, 2023
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Short for Mozzarella. This is Spoken heavily around NYC-NJ area.
I just had this great sandwich with sausage, peppers, gravy & fresh Mutz.
by Harvey Reilander October 10, 2006
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Mutz, or a human being that is physically incapable of growing. They often are short & extremely feisty, especially when you get near them. However, once you get to know them, they become a great friend. They often play some sort of winter sport like Hockey, construing their skills. A Mutz often laments his past decisions, taking it out on his friends.

Additionally, Mutz is also defined as a metonymic occupational name for a baker.
Person A: Did you hear about the *Insert any winter sport* game last night.
Person B: Yeah! I heard Mutz won a gold medal!!
by Altansarnai Hasan March 20, 2019
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1)something very good
2)something cutting edge
3)yer maw
1)my PSP is the mutz nutz
2)Yer maw sucks the mutz nutz
by Michael Wales June 29, 2005
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a polite way of saying the british term "dogs bollocks" whic means good > the mutz nutz
wow, your new bike is the mutz nutz man
by steve April 13, 2006
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a woman who is seen as a fake, making other people think she has abilities beyond what she can actually do
She cant percieve the future, what a shuttle mutz

good luck with that shuttle mutz, i've been om nom noming on his soul for a good ten years now and i havent a life to taste
by Crunchbite606 November 14, 2009
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Life pleasures made into a mug, two of the best things in life at the same time.

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-Working from home was never too good until I got my Mutz-
-Got greens for my Mutz?-
by kkkk_ August 12, 2022
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