muteing

The act of peeing on the side of the toilet to make less noise.

She was right outside the bathroom door so I was muteing.

by g-hack February 22, 2011

mutting it

You’re doing to much

Yo this teacher mutting it

by Atyourdadhouse September 21, 2017

Mutting

The act of simply talking too much. Going on and on and on.

person 1:Damn bro we dead ass finna graduate. Man we really finna graduate
person 2: bro shutup yo ass mutting

by Slatt3 June 10, 2019

cock muting

When some dumb bitch won't shut the fuck up so you are forced to lodge your cock in her fucking mouth to shut her the fuck up.

I love cock muting Tina because she never shuts her fucking cock sucker. What a stupid bitch. Shut the fuck up Tina!!

by Johnny Chinslappin November 11, 2007

Palm Muting

a method to dampen loud orgamsic screams during sex.

When you place you place the palm of your hand on your girlfriends mouth to keep her loud orgasmic screams down so that no one can hear her in the other dorm rooms!

Dude one: "boring night?" Dude two: "no man got laid!" Dude one: "I didn't hear a thing?" Dude two: "ya nasty loud, I thought nothing could dampen her enthusiasm, I had to use some palm muting to keep it down!" Dude one: "awesome!"

by Sambiase January 10, 2014

Mutting it

Doing too much; being extra

her: ugh i wish someone can get me a cup of water
him: (gives cup of water)
her: nah pour some more in it i like a lot
him: now you just mutting it

by mytoiletbroke February 26, 2020

Piss Muting

When you piss on the side of the bowl of the toilet instead of the water to make less noise at night.

Mom: Johnny, if you're staying up late tonight be sure to mute your piss so you don't wake me up.

Another example:
Friend 1: Hey I have to piss. What if I wake your parents?
Friend 2: Dude just use Piss Muting.
Friend 1: Great idea why didn't I think of that?

by the way... August 11, 2013