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Muxingzi 

Female; an adorable, yet mad Chinese girl who looks like a potato and behaves like a wild puppy.
She was very Muxingzi today.
Look at her, what a Muxingzi she is!!!
Muxingzi by ufo007 September 14, 2016
Related Words
mueing • Muling • muking • muleing • muming • Muning • Meing • moeing • Mueling • Musing

Toilet Musing 

The act of taking time on the toilet to reflect on life and its various aspects.
Hey bro, you were in there for awhile. Is everything alright?

Oh sorry, I was just toilet musing.
Toilet Musing by Mikekim93 February 24, 2011
A common name for a cat. Usually used in the Philippines
Muning muning muninngggg~ Come here, Muning.
Muning by CristyI August 6, 2018
Verb
1.)the act of looking up old photos, poetry, letters, AIM conversations, and you tube comments and giggling, pointing, and telling everyone around to look. This can take hours, and it is speculated that moeing is an essential ritual followed by mobax to reflect on that which was known as jaemo.
Some say its something more cosmic. For every minute moeing a taco is born.
Dan-Dude come on, you've been inside all day on the computer. Did you get a subscription to wow?
Mobax-(*type type type giggle*) look at this, joes face is so funny in this photo
Dan-Shes moeing...my god, this is worse than i thought. we better leave her....in peace.
moeing by countscapula June 10, 2011

cock muting 

When some dumb bitch won't shut the fuck up so you are forced to lodge your cock in her fucking mouth to shut her the fuck up.
I love cock muting Tina because she never shuts her fucking cock sucker. What a stupid bitch. Shut the fuck up Tina!!
cock muting by Johnny Chinslappin November 11, 2007

Palm Muting

a method to dampen loud orgamsic screams during sex.

When you place you place the palm of your hand on your girlfriends mouth to keep her loud orgasmic screams down so that no one can hear her in the other dorm rooms!
Dude one: "boring night?" Dude two: "no man got laid!" Dude one: "I didn't hear a thing?" Dude two: "ya nasty loud, I thought nothing could dampen her enthusiasm, I had to use some palm muting to keep it down!" Dude one: "awesome!"
Palm Muting by Sambiase January 10, 2014
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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