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Moustachery 

Noun. 1. Activities or shenanigans most commonly associated with people adorning any number of face ornaments (moustaches) and usually associated with alcohol and/or a lack of pants. 2. A local establishment or residence where clientele are known for sporting mustaches and speaking of ridiculous sexual escapades that may or may not be true.
1. I've had enough of this moustachery, put your pants back on! 2. We decided to retreat to Charles's moustachery, so that Richard could elaborate on his most recent sexual exploits in the Philippines.
Moustachery by theironpig January 12, 2010

mustachurbate

(verb), mustachurbated, mustachurbating
1: To masturbate with hair covering your face, particularly in the shape of a mustache

2: The act of masturbating onto a mustache

3: To masturbate while receiving head from someone with a mustache
I forgot to put a hair-tie in when I wanted to fap, so my hair covered my face and I had to mustachurbate.
mustachurbate by nicky7282 June 25, 2016

Mustacherbating 

the act of repeadetly rubbing or touching ones mustache
"mmmmmm i love this stache"
"eww dude gross. stop mustacherbating"

Mustachtrophe

An event causing great and often sudden damage or suffering to the stache!
Watch the lighter homie, we almost had a mustachtrophe!
Mustachtrophe by cason72 March 29, 2017

mustachuary 

mustachuary is the last to weeks of febuary and the first two weeks of march in wich a man must grow a mustache and keep it till the middle of march, if you shave it off you are a pussy and your friends will have the right to make fun of you forever, even if all you can grow is a shitty skidstach YOU MUST NOT SHAVE.
HAHA you shaved you shitty skidstach cus you could not get any ass. what a bitch. I rocked mustachuary.
mustachuary by mustach mat November 14, 2009

mustachiraffe 

The creature that is created when a Mathena is cross-bred with that a giraffe. This creature holds great power and can stop menstrual cycles in women. The mustachiraffe's power and well-being lies within its uncanny mustache; without it, it is useless. The Jeffasaurus Rex is a similar being, but it is not quite as powerful.
That mustachiraffe has made me experience pre-menopausal symptoms and it has an impeccable affectation for groomed facial hair.
mustachiraffe by Q. Valintyne January 6, 2012
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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