mustachrry 

that’s how fans call harry styles with mustache. mustachrry is one of the best eras but a lot of people don’t think that because they’re tasteless. mustachrry is hot and you’re not go cry about it

«mustachrry could step on me and i’d thank him»
«MUSTACHRRY IS BACK MFS»
«mustachrry is a gift from god»

mustachrry by marriedtolhl June 28, 2021

Moustachery 

Noun. 1. Activities or shenanigans most commonly associated with people adorning any number of face ornaments (moustaches) and usually associated with alcohol and/or a lack of pants. 2. A local establishment or residence where clientele are known for sporting mustaches and speaking of ridiculous sexual escapades that may or may not be true.

1. I've had enough of this moustachery, put your pants back on! 2. We decided to retreat to Charles's moustachery, so that Richard could elaborate on his most recent sexual exploits in the Philippines.

Moustachery by theironpig January 12, 2010

mustachurbate

(verb), mustachurbated, mustachurbating
1: To masturbate with hair covering your face, particularly in the shape of a mustache

2: The act of masturbating onto a mustache

3: To masturbate while receiving head from someone with a mustache

I forgot to put a hair-tie in when I wanted to fap, so my hair covered my face and I had to mustachurbate.

mustachurbate by nicky7282 June 25, 2016

Mustacherbating 

the act of repeadetly rubbing or touching ones mustache

"mmmmmm i love this stache"
"eww dude gross. stop mustacherbating"

Mustacherbating by mustacheman1234 June 1, 2012

Mustachtrophe

An event causing great and often sudden damage or suffering to the stache!

Watch the lighter homie, we almost had a mustachtrophe!

Mustachtrophe by cason72 March 29, 2017

mustachuary 

mustachuary is the last to weeks of febuary and the first two weeks of march in wich a man must grow a mustache and keep it till the middle of march, if you shave it off you are a pussy and your friends will have the right to make fun of you forever, even if all you can grow is a shitty skidstach YOU MUST NOT SHAVE.

HAHA you shaved you shitty skidstach cus you could not get any ass. what a bitch. I rocked mustachuary.

mustachuary by mustach mat November 14, 2009

mustachiraffe 

The creature that is created when a Mathena is cross-bred with that a giraffe. This creature holds great power and can stop menstrual cycles in women. The mustachiraffe's power and well-being lies within its uncanny mustache; without it, it is useless. The Jeffasaurus Rex is a similar being, but it is not quite as powerful.

That mustachiraffe has made me experience pre-menopausal symptoms and it has an impeccable affectation for groomed facial hair.

mustachiraffe by Q. Valintyne January 6, 2012