mustachuary 

mustachuary is the last to weeks of febuary and the first two weeks of march in wich a man must grow a mustache and keep it till the middle of march, if you shave it off you are a pussy and your friends will have the right to make fun of you forever, even if all you can grow is a shitty skidstach YOU MUST NOT SHAVE.

HAHA you shaved you shitty skidstach cus you could not get any ass. what a bitch. I rocked mustachuary.

mustachuary by mustach mat November 14, 2009

mustachurbate

(verb), mustachurbated, mustachurbating
1: To masturbate with hair covering your face, particularly in the shape of a mustache

2: The act of masturbating onto a mustache

3: To masturbate while receiving head from someone with a mustache

I forgot to put a hair-tie in when I wanted to fap, so my hair covered my face and I had to mustachurbate.

mustachurbate by nicky7282 June 25, 2016

mustachrry 

that’s how fans call harry styles with mustache. mustachrry is one of the best eras but a lot of people don’t think that because they’re tasteless. mustachrry is hot and you’re not go cry about it

«mustachrry could step on me and i’d thank him»
«MUSTACHRRY IS BACK MFS»
«mustachrry is a gift from god»

mustachrry by marriedtolhl June 28, 2021

Mustachular Dystrophy 

1. A condition of abnormal facial hair development.
2. The inability to grow an adequate mustache (if one exists).
3. To grow facial hair that resembles a pervy old man or sexual predator.

The man's severe case of mustachular dystrophy caused him to be mistaken for a sexual predator.

Mustachular Dystrophy by Turdikin August 15, 2012

mustachery 

A facility to purchase goods to take care of ones mustache

We shall stroll to mustachery to purchase ye olde wax

mustachery by Daus worm July 6, 2015

mustacherryeatme 

the really hot and sexy owner of the tiktok account @mustacherryeatme the true girlfriend of Mustache Harry Styles.

yoooo mustacherryeatme is soooo hot

mustacherryeatme by yolis June 3, 2021

mustacherryeatme 

the really really hot sexy owner of the amazing tiktok account @mustacherryeatme

yooooo @mustacherryeatme on tiktok is so hot

mustacherryeatme by yolis June 3, 2021