mustachero

An hero with a mustache or a mustache with an hero.
Can one be without the other?

A: Then, that señior over there came along and solved the production bug.
B: That señior is Vasyl. He is a true mustachero.

mustachero by el_pendejo June 25, 2021

molasses mustache 

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes

After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving

molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

mustache dip my dream sickle 

A polite way for a female partner to ask for cunnilingus.

Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!

mustache dip my dream sickle by show up cat November 19, 2014

mustache cash stash 

The best band name ever

Dude we should call our band mustache cash stash

mustache cash stash by Louiloui September 17, 2013

Mustache Fairy 

The Mustache Fairy leaves evidence of what the mustache bearer did the night before while drunk, within his or her mustache.

Mustached man: "I have no idea what I did last night, but apparently I drank a lot of beer."

Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."

Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."

Mustache Fairy by iBetty February 4, 2012

Moustachery 

Noun. 1. Activities or shenanigans most commonly associated with people adorning any number of face ornaments (moustaches) and usually associated with alcohol and/or a lack of pants. 2. A local establishment or residence where clientele are known for sporting mustaches and speaking of ridiculous sexual escapades that may or may not be true.

1. I've had enough of this moustachery, put your pants back on! 2. We decided to retreat to Charles's moustachery, so that Richard could elaborate on his most recent sexual exploits in the Philippines.

Moustachery by theironpig January 12, 2010

agui mustache

A mustache on the upper lip of a teen who hasn't hit puberty yet and resembles pubic hair on the upper lip

Yo did you see Chris today he had an Agui Mustache

agui mustache by 1sexysonofabitch May 17, 2014