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musset

A fuckhead who is, in essence, the very definition of the level of stupidity of whatever act he or she did. The next level of being a dumbass, if you will.
Stop acting like a musset!
by hodgethegod December 9, 2016
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Pulling a Musset

To make a comment that is too far, or simply causes people to stop laughing.
Pulling a musset- Chris pulled a musset, and everyone stopped laughing
by tombartlett_1990 September 28, 2008
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Got Mussed

When you are in the presence of Mussaddeque Ahmed and he makes your cheeks ache by causing you to laugh excessively. His Number 1 fan, Mamoon Ahmed, finds himself perpetually Mussed and as such cannot close his eyes to sleep.
Mussaddeque: *His jokes cannot be accurately replicated in text*
Mamoon: *The loving laugh which cannot be accurately conveyed in text*
Mamoon: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MY CHEEKS ARE ACHING!
Jaker: You got mussed son.
Michelle: Muss you are so awesome I'm going to bake you a technical challenge.

Example 2:
Jaker: Mamoon are you awake?
*Mamoon is asleep but his eyes are open as he has been Mussed heavily during the day*
Jaker: OOOOOO he Got Mussed!
by jibcheese January 8, 2013
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Muff Musket

It is another name for an erect penis
My Muff Musket is loaded and ready to be touched off
by Ballswag96 February 8, 2012
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montana musket loader

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis
My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning
by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015
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traditionnel musette

a stereotypic french song that has been used in Google Translate memes of celebrities by English to French, followed by an photoshopped image of a person with a baguette and a beret next to the eiffel tower.

some french songs may change depending on celebrity
English Google Translate: pewdiepie
French Google Translate: pewdiypieeeeeeh
*traditionnel musette plays*
by MC V-Dawg August 9, 2020
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musketing

When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.
Aw man,last week I was musketing over hooker;shit went right through her skull and killed her.
by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021
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