musset
A fuckhead who is, in essence, the very definition of the level of stupidity of whatever act he or she did. The next level of being a dumbass, if you will.
musset by hodgethegod December 9, 2016
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Pulling a Musset
Pulling a Musset by tombartlett_1990 September 28, 2008
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musset • mussett • Pulling a Musset • Musket • musketeers • Musketball • musse • musketing • Musket Shot • Musette
Got Mussed
When you are in the presence of Mussaddeque Ahmed and he makes your cheeks ache by causing you to laugh excessively. His Number 1 fan, Mamoon Ahmed, finds himself perpetually Mussed and as such cannot close his eyes to sleep.
Mussaddeque: *His jokes cannot be accurately replicated in text*
Mamoon: *The loving laugh which cannot be accurately conveyed in text*
Mamoon: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MY CHEEKS ARE ACHING!
Jaker: You got mussed son.
Michelle: Muss you are so awesome I'm going to bake you a technical challenge.
Example 2:
Jaker: Mamoon are you awake?
*Mamoon is asleep but his eyes are open as he has been Mussed heavily during the day*
Jaker: OOOOOO he Got Mussed!
Mamoon: *The loving laugh which cannot be accurately conveyed in text*
Mamoon: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MY CHEEKS ARE ACHING!
Jaker: You got mussed son.
Michelle: Muss you are so awesome I'm going to bake you a technical challenge.
Example 2:
Jaker: Mamoon are you awake?
*Mamoon is asleep but his eyes are open as he has been Mussed heavily during the day*
Jaker: OOOOOO he Got Mussed!
Got Mussed by jibcheese January 8, 2013
Muff Musket
Muff Musket by Ballswag96 February 8, 2012
montana musket loader
When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis
montana musket loader by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015
traditionnel musette
a stereotypic french song that has been used in Google Translate memes of celebrities by English to French, followed by an photoshopped image of a person with a baguette and a beret next to the eiffel tower.
some french songs may change depending on celebrity
some french songs may change depending on celebrity
English Google Translate: pewdiepie
French Google Translate: pewdiypieeeeeeh
*traditionnel musette plays*
French Google Translate: pewdiypieeeeeeh
*traditionnel musette plays*
traditionnel musette by MC V-Dawg August 9, 2020
musketing
When you pass a kidney stone and jizz at the same time,firing the stone as if it were a musket ball.
musketing by Frosty Dice July 11, 2021
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