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muslimit 

Muslim limit:
Muslimit is what the USA is trying to apply to Syrian refugees.
"We have to put a muslimit on the Islamic threats entering our borders. -Donald Trump
muslimit by Cloak recordings February 1, 2016

Muslimism 

A mistype of 'Islam', referring to the religion of Muslims. Only used by the very cool people who can't be arsed to educated themselves properly, and so use the logic of: Hindu > Hinduism. Sikh > Sikhism. Muslim > Muslimism.
'Horray for Muslimism, init!'
Muslimism by Mushhh November 30, 2009

muslamistan 

the middle east
tell Osama to go back to muslamistan
muslamistan by olsthepols September 7, 2016
a word that resembles islam but in a very poorly and uneducated way, most americans who think muslims are terroroists use this word which is very wrong, Its called islam not muslimity, the followers of islam are called muslims
- do you support muslimity
- its called islam first of all and yes i support islam, muslims are very warm hearted

- but they are terrorists
- no they arent, they are just potrayed like that because of the 9/11 incident, muslims deserve to be treated nicely and equally to everyone else
- sure but if they are in my country they should take that towel of their head
- its a part of their religion, they dont have to and if u think its right to rip it of their heads ur completely wrong
- but..
- no, ur just islamophobic
Muslimity by x3st0rt November 12, 2021

Muslimism 

When the dumb bitch in our school claims Muslims to believe in muslimsim
Scott: Hey guys, it's confirmed, I'm now practicing Islam

Morgan: Does that mean you're now a muslimism
Muslimism by Bobthebuilder248 May 18, 2016

muslimitus 

A fuckin wee paki from the achie that infects the general and amazing white British public and controls them like a parasite and forces the supreme white to become more brown and eventually when it gets to the final evolution the great white becomes a shitey turban head who has an obsession for blowing themselves harder than Gaby Williamson the slut
Person 1: Ye see that wee paki there
Person 2: yes what about him
Person 1: he was a superior white man until he contracted muslimitus
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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