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Ford Muskrat
Billy Bob: Shucks, that Ford Muskrat whooped my 'Vette.
Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?
Billy Bob: Yup.
Both: Ha ha ha ha!
Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?
Billy Bob: Yup.
Both: Ha ha ha ha!
Ford Muskrat by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017
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Elongated Muskrat
Elongated Muskrat by anargflarg February 24, 2018
Elon Muskrat
Elon Musk's favorite pet, along with the Elon Mosquito. It owns a Elon Musket and can only be seen at Elon Dusk.
Elon Muskrat by BigoofMax February 27, 2019
Muskrat
Somebody who worships Elon Musk to a Pious level, and will defend Elon Musk no matter if he does something deserving of criticism.
John: Hey fuck you Steve! So what if Elon Musk fires all of his pro union workers. He’s doing what he wants, he’s basically God.
Steve: John, you’re such a fucking muskrat.
Steve: John, you’re such a fucking muskrat.
Muskrat by Airboatgatorpark July 10, 2018
Elongated Muskrat
“Did you hear about Elon Musk’s new rocket launch”
“Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”
“Oh yeah I did but his actual name is Elongated Muskrat FYI”
Elongated Muskrat by ___________h_____________ April 3, 2018
Muskrat's Nest
A Muskrat's Nest is defined as completely filling the toilet bowl with paper, even until the toilet paper is high and dry above the bowl line, and then defecating on top of the giant pile of toilet paper. A properly built nest can usually only be removed by the use of a spade shovel, as flushing at that point would prove all but impossible. By keeping the muskrat on top of the nest and not in the water, the vile stench of the muskrat can be allowed to permeate the entire venue. The muskrat's nest is intended as a practical joke, or as revenge for having been muskrat-nested. A Muskrat's Nest must be built with caution, as they are illegal in most states.
Rob: Hey Jake, the service at this restaurant totally sucks ass!
Jake: Yeah, you should totally go build a Muskrat's Nest in the men's room!
Rob: Fuck yeah! That'll teach 'em! In fact, I'll even do it in the lady's room!
Jake: Yeah, you should totally go build a Muskrat's Nest in the men's room!
Rob: Fuck yeah! That'll teach 'em! In fact, I'll even do it in the lady's room!
Muskrat's Nest by TheLordofHazard March 9, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.