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Muskatash 

A Muskatash is a moustache that is based of the moustaches of the Musketeers
Just look at musketeers and you will know what i meen some of your freinds may have them on their faces and you now know what to call em..... Muskatash
Muskatash by Snippybrute June 8, 2010
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mustashe ride 

When a man with a mustashe lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustashe lips and tongue to bring her pleasure
Who wants a mustashe ride? I Do I Do
mustashe ride by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005

Mussytashe 

A very wimpy mustache or someone who does not have a good looking mustache
"Is that a mussytashe you have?
Mussytashe by The mussytashe king September 22, 2018

Muskstache

When you’re eating pussy and the juices soak into your mustache and it leaves a scent
“No way you went down on her Brad!”

Oh yeah? Smell my muskstache!”
Muskstache by MuskstacheRides April 20, 2023

Musketache 

A thin mustache resembling that worn by a member of the French Royal Bodyguard during the 17th Century, or any other swashbuckling figure.

Often but not necessarily accompanied by luxurious locks.
"During our long acquaintance I've never found myself attracted to you, but your new devil-may-care musketache may compel me to reappraise my sentiments."

"Dude, did you miss a spot shaving or are you growing a musketache?"

See: Alexandre Dumas, Douglas Fairbanks
Musketache by $exy Lexy March 19, 2010

mukatshelwa 

A girl with a realy tight pus*y .she will give you the best sex ever.
Your girlfriend is a mukatshelwa

Mustashing 

(Verb.) An act of stashing food or crumbs in your mustache, whether it is conscious or not.
*Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Hitler is enjoying a fine meal*

-Adolf Hitler: This is good food, ja?
-Heinrich Himmler: Ja, you have some crumbs in your mustache.
-Adolf Hitler: I am mustashing it for later, sie verdammter Idiot!!!

*Ned and Todd Flanders enjoying a meal*

-Todd: Dad, you have something in your mustache.
-Ned: Oh, I'm diddily saving it for later, son! It's called mustashing.
Mustashing by Mr_Wagner July 28, 2012
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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just fokin missing her

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friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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