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mustashe ride 

When a man with a mustashe lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustashe lips and tongue to bring her pleasure
Who wants a mustashe ride? I Do I Do

Mussytashe 

A very wimpy mustache or someone who does not have a good looking mustache
"Is that a mussytashe you have?
Mussytashe by The mussytashe king September 22, 2018

Muskstache

When you’re eating pussy and the juices soak into your mustache and it leaves a scent
No way you went down on her Brad!”

Oh yeah? Smell my muskstache!”
Muskstache by MuskstacheRides April 20, 2023

Musketache 

A thin mustache resembling that worn by a member of the French Royal Bodyguard during the 17th Century, or any other swashbuckling figure.

Often but not necessarily accompanied by luxurious locks.
"During our long acquaintance I've never found myself attracted to you, but your new devil-may-care musketache may compel me to reappraise my sentiments."

"Dude, did you miss a spot shaving or are you growing a musketache?"

See: Alexandre Dumas, Douglas Fairbanks
Musketache by $exy Lexy March 19, 2010

mukatshelwa 

A girl with a realy tight pus*y .she will give you the best sex ever.
Your girlfriend is a mukatshelwa

Mustashing 

(Verb.) An act of stashing food or crumbs in your mustache, whether it is conscious or not.
*Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Hitler is enjoying a fine meal*

-Adolf Hitler: This is good food, ja?
-Heinrich Himmler: Ja, you have some crumbs in your mustache.
-Adolf Hitler: I am mustashing it for later, sie verdammter Idiot!!!

*Ned and Todd Flanders enjoying a meal*

-Todd: Dad, you have something in your mustache.
-Ned: Oh, I'm diddily saving it for later, son! It's called mustashing.
Mustashing by Mr_Wagner July 28, 2012