mushdooming 

Portmanteau of Mushroom and Doom scrolling. Used to define the act of loosing all sense of time while doom scrolling on social media that it's now night time and you're now doom scrolling in the dark. Mushrooms like to grow in the dark. The "mush" part also implies your brain is being turned into mush while doom scrolling.

I caught myself mushdooming again.

mushdooming by Agent Hambo May 9, 2024

mushrooming 

The solid twatting of a ho's face by the bulbous bell-end belonging to an erect nob. It is either an act of intense passion and loving for the mushroomed one, or an act of anger at the dislike of an unagreeable technique used during oral sex. If the face is struck hard enough with the familiar mushroom shape of said bell-end, then a bruise will be left (see mushroom welt).

"Man that hussy was a fine piece of ass, but when she started using teeth down there, I had to pull out and give her a stern mushrooming."

mushrooming by Mo'$ the 2nd June 5, 2005

going mushrooming 

1. A very trippy orgy, facilitated by drugs.

2. Drunken competition involving trying to see who can find the most circumcised guys in a night. Whether sleeping with them or just yanking down their trousers is the goal depends on house rules at the time. One notes sleeping with them distracts one from keeping an accurate running tally.

3. Game played in the dark, in which one participant attempts to identify others merely by the shape of their penises.

4. Actually going out to pick mushrooms, magic or otherwise. Asking clarification is advised if invited to go mushrooming.

"Hey, we're drunk, we're bored, we're all here... let's go mushrooming!"

Sue liked going mushrooming, but she didn't like losing track of the guys she'd found.

going mushrooming by defiantdefiner April 8, 2010

mushrooming 

it's when you get told shit that is not true. Mushrooms are kept in the dark and fed shit. So all you get is shit, just like mushrooms.

james ''hey there's a rollercoaster that can go 500 mph!'
david ''who the fuck told you that?''
james ''oh, tom told me that!''
david ''well, tom is mushrooming you.''

mushrooming by rainbowtiger July 25, 2017

mushrooming 

Also called mushroomin. Mushrooming is popular springtime activity amongst midwesterners (enthusiasts are also known as shroomers) where they traipse through heavily wooded areas in search of morel mushrooms. Mushrooms are harvested and taken home to be soaked in salt water to kill insect inhabitants, dredged in flour and fried.

Wanna go mushrooming?
We went mushroomin and found two 8 inchers.
Do you want to come to dinner? We found a mess of mushrooms.

mushrooming by Your shoes get muddy December 27, 2016

Mushroominess

Characteristic of a meal that has a strong mushroom scent, flavour or texture.

I will use mushroom cream in that recipe to increase its mushroominess.

Mushroominess by the dumbest boy August 25, 2019

Mushrooming 

Is the act of gathering fungi.

We’ll be mushrooming during the full moon.

Mushrooming by Mushroom31 May 11, 2022